Kristopher Rochelle

@listener ----------@RSLband ----- I most likely have the coffee shakes right now.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

Walks into a public place with other humans: "ok, be cool, be cool, be cool." Gets into car and is alone again: "GOD HOW ARE YOU SO WEIRD!?"

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

@AlaskaAir I’ve gotten an error message trying to sign into my account all day despite resetting my password. Called customer service and was immediately transferred to the My Mileage department and have been on hold for 10+ minutes. Any chance I can get some help here?

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

@SouthwestAir @alisonepitt Highly doubt it. I’m on the same flight. Been on the plane for 104 minutes without movement. They’ve told us our direct flight from CHI to PDX is no longer direct, then that it IS direct, and now we’re back to non-direct. @SouthwestAir Would love to see how y’all fix this!

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

Yo, @ChipotleTweets did y’all start charging for guac on veggie burritos or did I just get overcharged? I double checked with the employee and they confirmed that guac costs extra.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

I am FUMING right now because my 70 y/o mom just told me @SouthwestAir has her sitting in the airport until 4:30am. 12 hours all alone w/ no hotel offered, no food vouchers offered, but they were kind enough to refund her $50 upgrade fee. I’m not even in the same city to help.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

@AmericanAir has done it again! Had to rebook because of a delayed flight that would miss my connection, got bumped from 1st class, & three different agents I spoke to let me know that I will not be refunded the money I paid to upgrade to 1st class. V-nice, dare I say, 1st class?

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

In any case, it sucks that neither airline will take responsibility, to feel powerless as a customer, to have to resort to complaining on social media to (unlikely) get a response, & to be out money for multiple Uber rides, extra dog sitting, missing work, airport food, etc.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

I’ve traveled internationally multiple times a year for the last decade & haven’t ever had an experience like I did today with @AmericanAir & @Iberia . Iberia said that AA had messed up our booking & denied us seats on our flight. AA reported our outgoing itenerary had been

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

When I asked for text info below, both @AmericanAir & @Iberia said they would not send it & that AA was responsible. The person at Iberia even said we had not been denied entry on our original flight & told me to “move along” complete w/ hand wave(gaslighting, in this economy!?).

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

A reality TV show starring @xzibit that follows him through @usatf coaching certification & documents the story of a rag tag team of cross country misfits coached by X who win gold at the 2026 winter games called PIMP MY STRIDE.
#OlympicGames

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

Covid is the only one who gets to claim 2022 as “their year” #thriving

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

According to new CDC guidelines, recovery runs at marathon pace are fine. You’re fine. Everything is fine.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

I’m making a list.
I’m checking it twice.
I’m gonna find out who tf is using grape jelly.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

An interlock device but for SUVs and the vehicle won’t start unless every seat is occupied.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

Yes, me having tattoos means I want you to show me yours.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

When I find a hole in my socks or underwear, I feel betrayed.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

When I hear someone say, “It takes a village,” that’s when I know I’m dealing with a communist.

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

Apparently lots of people had plans for Fall that I did not suspect would have plans for Fall.

[des_linden @des_linden]

“It takes 10 years to become an overnight success.” - marathoners

“Hold my beer.” - Molly Seidel

#TeamUSA

[Kristopher Rochelle @KrisRochelle]

@jessicakeogh @Ciara87C Once a year, whether we need it or not.