Kris Spinson

Professional Fartbox Tongue Puncher. #mnwild fan freshly out of hibernation

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Just ate a ham sandwich.

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Imagine joining the Navy and getting instantly deployed to the Bermuda Triangle

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@HTinniswood9603 Which ones?

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I spend my entire work day thinking about topics to bring up over the weekend with my buddies at the pub.

So far today:

- Oedipus Rex killing his dad then getting with his mom? What gives?

- What do gay people in the Middle East do

- 8 Male Moose vs Bulletproof school bus

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@Chad_Doormat You say packages ?

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@RussoHockey @RussoHockey you’re forgetting a trip to south Florida Oct. 10

I’ll take my job at the athletic now thanks 🤙

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I refuse to believe this is a real company

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The youth of America is so screwed. Back in my day kids wanted to be superheros and astronauts… now they want to be stoner circus freaks and rank 1 on onlyfans

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I just need time and I can change Lily Philips. #1of1

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@Chad_Doormat Yes

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Just puked all over a national park

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@SubwolfB @TkachukFanAcc The same owner who publicly gave 97 a blank check and more leverage than he already had?

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@HTinniswood9603 The Iraq national team 1H v Netherlands was cinematic

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@Chad_Doormat @WalterFlapjack Just got jumped by two of them

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Great baseball game

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Josh Jacobs truly is a raider at heart

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it's a party inside AND outside

all the details » https://t.co/dzHPlBA7tx

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@DomsLeftEar Dude go to bed 😂😂😂😂

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@JimNotTim 20 minutes. Bring the house down.

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@JimNotTim We gotta wrap this up. Let’s go!!!!

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I need a cocktail.