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[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@StraightFlorida Those guys need signs that say “we will rebuild” 😂😂😂🤣🤣

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@CrimeSeenCllctv 71% of the court tv audience vote for not guilty.
The anticipation is real!

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@classicRockgirl Happy birthday!! Hope you’re healing and have the best day ever!

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@JLRINVESTIGATES @CiAnDy3 Theres never a bad time of the day for breakfast 😋

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@TMZ With all due respect, fuk him. He doesn’t get his way anymore. This isn’t mother’s house.

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@Oldtimers365 Church

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@JLRINVESTIGATES
Frame it!
@SantaMonicaPier

[Transitlady59🚍 @Transitlady61]

@JLRINVESTIGATES

https://t.co/b5xrmPQgnH

[Transitlady59🚍 @Transitlady61]

⚖️#JusticeForCarlosRameriz

JUSTICE DELIVERED: How a Single Citizen Tip Ended Alex James Barnett’s 5-Day Run ⚖️
The frantic multi-agency dragnet for Alex James Barnett is over, and it wasn't a stroke of luck that caught him. A vigilant community member noticed something suspicious, alerted 88-CRIME, and blew the killer’s final hiding spot wide open.
Barnett now faces the music as the Pima County Superior Court begins the countdown to justice. His high-profile bond hearing is set for August 31, with the preliminary criminal trial kicking off the very next day on September 1.
As prosecutors prepare to present a meticulous forensic timeline of the Star Valley home invasion, inside sources hint that the evidence will expose the suspects' exact movements leading up to the fatal encounter.

[LaShonda 🌸 @firstladyships]

People who ANNOUNCE every move are begging for witnesses, the ones who vanish and come back with receipts don’t need an audience. They need results that embarrass the talkers.

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@StraightFlorida Emotional support dolphin 😂😂😭😭😭

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@StraightFlorida Mutated killing machine 😂😂
Every time I read it I laugh a little harder 😂😂😂😂😂

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@StraightFlorida Florida is full, folks!! 😂😂 👏🏼

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

It finally happened, and it is way worse than any of us thought. The Arctic Blizzard-Fang Turbo Shark has officially migrated into Florida waters. 🦈🚨

For generations, this pale monstrosity hid up in the miserable cold of Nantucket and Martha’s Vineyard, quietly picking off trust-fund sailing instructors. Up in New England, people stay in complete denial about it. The local town councils just tell everyone the apex predator identifies as an emotional support dolphin and nobody dares question it. But down here, we do not play make-believe. That is a mutated killing machine.

Look at that video. That ghost-white skin is not natural albinism. That is the direct biological result of feeding on generations of pasty yankees whose veins are pumping pure Starbucks lattes, soy, and dispensary THC gummies. Decades of digesting tourists coated in SPF 100 zinc oxide completely mutated this beast's genetics.

Now that half the Northeast packed up their leased Lesbarus and moved down I-95, the Blizzard-Fang just followed its food source south. The second this caffeine-addled mutant hit our warm Gulf water, its metabolism went into overdrive. It moves at speeds that shatter the underwater sound barrier and has developed some terrifying new traits specifically evolved to hunt northern transplants.

Its electro-receptors can lock onto an Apple Watch heart-rate spike from two miles out the second someone gets stressed about an HOA violation. Its dorsal fin puts out a frequency that instantly fries noise-canceling AirPods and bricks Tesla key fobs. It can glide through three inches of shallow water just to ambush anyone standing on an inflatable paddleboard in a matching Patagonia sun hoodie, and its bite drags you straight down to the bottom where the water pressure permanently logs you out of your remote work Slack channels.

The good news is that true Florida locals are totally safe. Our meat is seasoned with sweet tea, pub subs, and raw swamp humidity, which is way too rough on this creature's delicate northern stomach. But if you moved down here six months ago and you are out there in a full-body rash guard and sandals with black socks, you are basically a walking charcuterie board.

So if you are up north thinking about booking a beach trip to Florida, save your money and stay in the snow. Our coastline is officially closed by apex predator law. 🚫🏖️❄️🥩

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@dianevdm @simplyky9 Because he’s my friend.
Thank you

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

I love you! You know me! I have so many friends who don’t like him, and that’s okay. But, for me, he’s truly been a good friend for nearly 10 years now. He was a friend when I lost my Dad. The guy cracks me up.
I just don’t hate him.
I am so sorry if people are taking this out on you. I can’t even figure out why anyone cares about me? Like I’m no creator or anything, but I keep making their news 🥹
All the people who sit and tally up my super chats? Like whaaa?
You’d think there were some decent people who would be like hey, she’s cool, maybe she’ll support my channel too.
I’m too old for all the drama. My goal is to make a difference in the true crime community when I can ❤️

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

He doesn’t come to dance, he comes to party.
Online accountability is real.
🙌🏻
https://t.co/3bR6E8ZtOc

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@CoffindafferFBI Does it make me look really old that I feel like Chris Watts brought us all together? 🥹

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@RealMassguy @Julez_TrueCrime 1,2 SG is going to come for you
3,4 jaws will hit the floor
5,6 it’ll finally end your trix
7,8 Mel K says you’re not so great
9,10 I can’t stand the way Julez and I always meet again.

[KMiller @KrisTEAMiller]

@RealMassguy @Julez_TrueCrime She’s literally two jumping jacks from a lawsuit.