Kris Grandy

Father, Husband, Worlds foremost authority on nothing. I Hate Hate and Love Love. 💎 👐 🚀 🌙
Poker, All things Sports, degenerate gambler.

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@katystoll Nope. It's the dude from American Pickers. Ur Whalecum.

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@DanielGolubovic still stealing shit from Home Depots and getting special treatment?

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@elonmusk @WallStreetSilv What about Over-Funded Liabilities. Can we discuss those plz?

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@nhlcatie Sergy with the Thunder Hands!!

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@PFF I wonder if Mr. Kahn thinks it's as funny as we all think it is..?

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

Thanks @Trulieve for the Earthquake PreRolls. Hitting hard rn 24%

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

GO HAWKS!!!!! @Stugotz790

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

O I'm sorry, you thought Capt. Pete Mitchell was going to quit Top Gun? Think again. PETE MITCHELL IS TOP GUN.
#TopGunMaverick

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

Can you please just go ahead and ban yourself so we can move on @elonmusk? Word of the day is Oversaturation.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

#ProBowlVote giveaway again!

RT to vote. #Sweepstakes

@GenoSmith3 @UchennaN_42 @_Tariqwoolen @alwoods17 #JordynBrooks @TDLockett12 @dkm14 @qdiggs6 @CharlesC_67 @ShelbyHarris93 #AbrahamLucas @CobyBryant8_ @mdcksn @JayMy_31
@NBELLORE54 @carsontink

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[Kyle Odegard @Kyle_Odegard]

@Kris_Grandy @PFF Kris Grandy tore his ACL last Sunday playing baseball, per source.

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@PFF @Kyle_Odegard Tore mine last Sunday. Same leg. Playing baseball. Where is my @PFF headline story?

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@DonaldJTrumpJr good morning you insufferable cunt.

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@elonmusk Prove it..

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

#Halloween
#spooky
#wh
#MichaelMyers

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@MichaelRyanRuiz
#FajitaLife

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@MichaelRyanRuiz @LeBatardShow @StuAnon790 @Stugotz790 You gambling again?

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@DarthAmin Those are some nice shoes!!
🔥 🔥 🔥

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@wingstop you gotta stop selling me expired brownies plz. I want to continue frequenting your establishments.
#WingzUp

[Kris Grandy @Kris_Grandy]

@hulu get your shit together.