Kris

Fuck, Fight, Bend pipe #trademoney

[Kris @Kris_K71]

PSA:
If you feel the need to ask me any sort of question PLEASE take a moment to ask yourself "is this textable" before calling, telling me to come to you on person

[Kris @Kris_K71]

That’s okay @Xfinity you can take 2 weeks to even think about running a wire. I had internet from @Starlink 4 days after I placed the order for the equipment. That’s with me waiting until today to even mess with it

[Kris @Kris_K71]

If anything ever came to me easy, I’d be suspicious

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

The amount of ducks on a man’s dashboard symbolizes how many men he’s fucked.

[Kris @Kris_K71]

He said I’ll love you ‘til I die

[Kris @Kris_K71]

Got a ruptured ear drum from having my ear to the streets

[Kris @Kris_K71]

One thing at a time

[Kris @Kris_K71]

I came, I saw, I praise the lord and break the law

[Kris @Kris_K71]

I got so much cheese in my pocket they thought I was a calzone

[Kris @Kris_K71]

@AmiriKing The cop is so over his shit at the end 😂😂

[Kris @Kris_K71]

Hope everyone remembered to throw that bottle of whiskey under the seat and light a cigarette so he don’t smell the weed

[Kris @Kris_K71]

@AmiriKing Repost the “silveraydo” video please

[Kris @Kris_K71]

You said gimme ten, you took 35.
But the truth is I would've waited all night

[Country Words @Country_Words]

Just to see you smile, I would do anything. -Tim McGraw

[Country Words @Country_Words]

Burn it down… 🔥

[Kris @Kris_K71]

Chuck Norris doesn’t dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone

[Kris @Kris_K71]

@lukecombs doing fast car is cool and all but have any of you heard @CodyJinksMusic cover of wish you were here?

[Kris @Kris_K71]

Walk through this world with me, go where I go

[Kris @Kris_K71]

Sorry baby I’ve been drinking, I tend to ramble when I do

[Kris @Kris_K71]

Throw that bottle of whiskey under the seat, light a cigarette so he don't smell the weed

[Kris @Kris_K71]

@AmiriKing