Hasbullaklak 🌻

hey everybody pay attention while I tell jokes

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

The age old question of what women want:

- nuggets
- pockets
- a generally equal division of mental labor in a relationship

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Apostrophes and plurals still be kickin y’all ass in 2023

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Daniel Ricciardo is an Adam Sandler character

[Markaroni @sagiterrorist8]

I cant watch a Filipino telenovela.. cause wtf is this?? 😂😩😩

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Hear me when I say there is so much power and wisdom in just knowing when to shut the fuck up

Ask yourself if you need to shut the fuck up today 🌈

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

I’m tired of AI filters making me into a white woman!!!!!

[MAURA @mauraball]

Being in your 30s is weird.

Some of your friends are at Coachella.

Some of your friends are at home with their kids.

And some of your friends are at Coachella with their kids.

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

I’ve had a check engine light on my lifestyle since I was like semteen

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

I’m so fuckin mad my brother doesn’t get to watch The Last of Us lol. He’d be big geekt

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

There’s rly people out here that are still trying to police sexuality and the presence of queer people literally existing around children.

Pleeeeeeaaaseeee miss me with anything homophobic. I am simply not the one.

Katrina ⛈️Katrina🌪️Katrina☔️

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Wingdings are the original emojis

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

NOW WHAT

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Kittle looks like Falcor and you can’t change my mind

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

I don’t care about anybodys AI avatar no more

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

You guys I’ve been neglecting my water flosser because it needed a deep cleaning, which I accomplished and then used earlier today

When I tell you my shit BLED LMAO

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Venting about something to a fixer has to be the most annoying shit ever. Can you just let a bitch complain and decompress or what

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

My bf doesn’t use tiktok and doesn’t know what spagliato and negroni are 😢

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Dear everyone

Let the people in the elevator get fucking out first

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

Only my job will make me wake up at 3am one day

Just to get home at 3am the next

🫠🫠🫠

[Hasbullaklak 🌻 @KrishaQ]

It’s hecka cold