Krishtina

Extroverted Introvert. Nap Enthusiast. Pluviophile. A.A.🖤 #SupportLiveMusic *opinions are my own*

[Krishtina @Krishhhhhtina]

I have a happy personality and a sad soul in one body.
It feels weird sometimes.

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Really glad I had a baby to help me not care about the football season this year.

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Having a MIL that checks in on my mental health is the one thing I wish for everyone. But you can’t have mine because she’s precious and I love her.

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Highly suggest a pregger kegger diaper party.

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Who has the deets on how to order a lemon berry slush from sonic? I’ve tried twice and got completely different things that were NOT what my taste buds remember

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Never thought I’d make this far. 32 is sure to hold the biggest adventure yet ❤️‍🔥

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Why is adulting so hard when it’s summer?

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Something about mowing the yard of the house you bought for the first time just really feels good.

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Hope the guy that was standing on I40 this morning got the help he needed.

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@mattjwOKC For. Ev. Er.

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I only regret eating the whole container of banana pudding from the cafe at work today because of the artificial banana flavored burps I’ve had since.

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@mattjwOKC I can’t stand him 🙄 I need a different QB

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!!!!!!!!!

Also maybe take fucking Bowman out

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Would love for the officials that have conspired against OU all season to throw a holding flag against them at some point during this game.

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@mattjwOKC *all tweets are my own opinions*

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Amigo the fucking Devil. That’s all, that’s the tweet.

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When the bride says she wants deviled eggs at the Bach party. You make deviled eggs at the Bach party.

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Doesn’t everyone eat fruit loops one color at a time or is OCD looking more like a possible diagnosis?

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Why is the cereal always stale, only when I want a bowl. 😑

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Happy 1st birthday to my birthday twin and best boy, my bathroom buddy, the reason I’ll fight someone’s mom at a dog park, and the reason I’m regularly being pushed out of bed. I love you, G.

[Krishtina @Krishhhhhtina]

@mattjwOKC She’s the best, and I love her