Krispy Kris

Foreskin lickin’ good

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Aight imma head out, peace y'all

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Evil fucking space heaters

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Fell off so fuckin hard bro.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Sometimes when I wipe my ass after dropping a shit the toilet paper looks like it has a cool little brown comet shooting across it

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

The HOA can suck my balls, this dude is going on my lawn.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

What an amazing time to be a conscription-age male in good health.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

God is dead.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Who up brushin there bush rn?

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

This platform is shit

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Learned recently that some guys genuinely use the flap in their underwear when peeing. I think we need to put the wiping when standing vs sitting debate aside and take down these clowns.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The man outside my building who beats me with a sock full of nickels if I don’t wear a button down shirt and some nice pants

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Anyone who says that The Polar Express looks creepy probably shits themselves every time they look in the mirror.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

I AM BETTER FUCK YOU

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

I just love it when every story on my Instagram is everyone’s shitty music taste.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

My conspiracy theory is that custodians can read your mind and will close the bathroom for cleaning right when you have to release a frothing brown wave from your asshole.

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Why do white women crave the “wicked”?

[Krispy Kris @KrispyKris03]

Damn if only Kamila was more clear with her stance on fapping in Pennsylvania I’m sure she could have one it 😔

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

ITS HIM