Krispy Phresh

YTR-6310z

Warburton 5M/5 backbore

Pickett 5BC/#1 backbore/25 Throat

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If you weren't so stupid, it'd be easier to show you how much I love you

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I hope the bedbugs bite... WITHOUT your consent

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@R_Mendenhall You fumbled away Super Bowl XLV

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Sorry I didn't recognize you at first, it's just that I left my hometown at any point in the last five years

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Alexa, sicko mode at volume 4... thanks.

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He did it.

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Trump signed a new executive order stating, "...citizens born in the United States will not have to wipe when taking a shit in their own homes..."

Yet no major news outlets are reporting on it...

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1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Yeah man

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Learned how to hit the side step, and now your mom won't stop asking for my recipes

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Yeah, bro, I was in Temu Alpha ✊️

How can you tell?

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Pooping.mp3

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@realDonaldTrump Can I borrow $15 to buy Hollow Knight #please

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Me after one coffee: poop is

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Whoever needs to hear this:

They will let you dress like a mouse and play trumpet for a paycheck

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@realDonaldTrump We know you're in the files – What we wanna know is: what pokemon card you have in your phone case?

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I need my keys

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Not to get political, but I've never had Zaxby's

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@elonmusk

it's fucking "Twitter"

Fuckface.

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Taking my shoes off

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Asked.