Kris

Okay, I think I believe you

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Everyone who recieves mail: Save the USPS - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/pcEtFCOuFb via @Change

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Me at the grocery store

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

1 minute before the museum closes

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Playing darts
Me: Am I going first?
Him: Sure, let’s see what happens
Me: okay
First throw... bullseye 👀
#sorrynotsorry #itwasluckthough

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

I’m committed to being a baller. A (basket)baller. But... if only I’d thought to commit to this before summer was over #betterlatethannever #MondayMotivation #wannabeaballer

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

This Friday. Dessa will be in my city. I’ve missed it every time prior. This is the one. #thirdtimesthecharm @dessadarling @MajesticMadison #fridaynight

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

4 yr old: *sharpening pencil*

Me:

4 yr old: “It’s like the pencil is losing it’s skin” ...

#babysittingstories #fromthevault #youarentwrong

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Extreme cleaning mode really just means anxiety due to throwing so much stuff away #summercleanse #justkeepswimming

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Two and half months since I’ve made an update here. New news: working like a dog, anxiety through the roof, glad the sun stays out later, am I a mess 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

@educatemedavis 👋🏼

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Watching a bunch of middle aged ladies dancing at a beach front resort and I don’t know where I am anymore 😂

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Same

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: I woke up.

Me: Um, good job?

6: Thanks. I'm done for today.

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

In a survivor hole and I’ll never come out✌🏼

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

We are all chameleons #peopleareweird

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

@educatemedavis Typical

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

I’ve fallen into a Survivor hole and I hope I never come out #AmazonPrimeVideo #survivor

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Nothing like hanging at your mom’s house, listening to headphones and staring at the prettiest tree #HolidaySpirit #mymomisthebest

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

@educatemedavis You figure it out smarty pants

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

Roommates are better than friends, they have to give you a months notice before they leave #TheOffice #thankstoby #bestshowever

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

@officialsamroc I love it. I can hear it in my head and it’s absolutely beautiful

[Kris @KrisroseSa]

When you remember that you can’t relate to anybody because... #anxiety #socialinability