Zumi Zumi

Hey, I’m Kris... but you have to call me nighthawk

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Philadelphia eagles, super bowl champs 2018! You heard it here first

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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM

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You’re telling me… this is the BEST quarterback OSU could recruit?

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I made a shirt and it’s pretty dope.

FAFO Apparel on @Bonfire https://t.co/39JqQZtlSR

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Without question it’s @NickFoles

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Who’s the greatest backup QB of all time?

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Woman of the Year.

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My dogs thought process:
“Nahh I don’t wanna eat this bowl of dog food. But I’m gonna go to town on that cat shit over there”

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Rihanna rn

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How did we as a country let those little assholes from Hanson make a song called “MMMBop”

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@ThaRealMVP_37 sCam

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Did you know every time you order Nacho Fries from @tacobell the nacho cheese sauce comes DIRECTLY out of the employees paycheck and it’s worth roughly $1,800 per ounce (get it… that’s like the price of gold).

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#binarycode #convertto #hexadecimal

[Bye Kevin @HiKevStefanski]

A view from Myles Garrett’s hospital room currently: 🥺 #Browns

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Wouldn’t it be ironic if that unclaimed $1.34 billion lottery was won by an old man that turned 98 and then died the next day? @Alanis

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@alyankovic “Hairy Cooter” to the tune of “Barracuda” … please

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Hear me out… it’s the NFL draft… but with white elephant rules

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Hear me out… yelp! … but just for public bathrooms

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If I were the rams, I’d feel great winning the game on a blown call too

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The CDC said you can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bulls ass

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The CDC says “no one knows what it means, but it’s provocative… it gets the people goin!”

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Not a chance I watch this national championship