Krissy Krash

I help women be nicer to themselves, eat realistically, and workout efficiently while truely living life to the fullest. 🐶 Mom|💪Athlete|❤️SelfLove

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Roller derby, pivots by sign
♑ Capricorn Pivot
Leads the pack with authority, spreadsheets, and absolutely zero nonsense.

♒ Aquarius Pivot
Reinvents pivoting every jam just to keep it interesting

♓ Pisces Pivot
Can feel when it’s time to take the star and probably dreamt it

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Roller derby pivots by sign

♎ Libra Pivot
Seamlessly switches from blocker to jammer like it’s a figure skating routine.

♏ Scorpio Pivot
Will star pass only to exact revenge with style.

♐ Sagittarius Pivot
YOLOs the star pass and sprints off like a wild horse on fire.

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Roller derby Pivots by sign

♋ Cancer Pivot
Reads the jam like a psychic and protects their people with heart.

♌ Leo Pivot
Shines in the pivot panty like it’s a crown—watch them lead.

♍ Virgo Pivot
Executes strategy like a perfectionist quarterback on wheels.

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Roller derby pivots by sign

♈ Aries Pivot
Grabs the star like it’s a grenade and charges into battle.

♉ Taurus Pivot
Holds formation like a stubborn, dependable wall… until it’s time to bulldoze.

♊ Gemini Pivot
Calling plays and smashed jammers mid-pack—multitasking icon.

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Life is a contact sport. Win.

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You think skinny dipping is amazing?

Try naked surfing.

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I'm discussing “New Phone Who Dis?” with Bethany Semeiks. Today, Mar 3 at 8:00 PM CST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! https://t.co/Qt7qLe812c

[Krissy Krash @KrissyKrash]

“New Phone Who Dis?” with Bethany Semeiks. Wednesday, Mar 3 at 8:00 PM CST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! https://t.co/Qt7qLe812c

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You need to love yourself.
❤️
Love yourself so much that your aura and energy deflects anyone who doesn’t know your worth.

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2021 is the year of being unapologetically you.

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What does it take to blow $10,000 per year?
Just $27.40 per day in miscellaneous spending.
Yep.

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You can’t compete with me.
I want you to win too.

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You can’t keep doing the same old New Year new you bullshit and expect a different result.

If you want 2021 to be different than 2020 you’re going to have to do something different.

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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

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Don’t let someone who gave up on their dreams talk to you out of yours.

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Being unstoppable does not mean that you never fail or have doubts or fears.

It means you continue on despite them.

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It doesn't matter what you eay between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

What matters is what you eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving.

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What if we all abstained from mindless consumerism tomorrow?

More love, less stuff.

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Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing that it doesn’t belong in a fruit salad.