BREAKING: Elephant in India decided to try online shopping 🐘💻 and ordered a bunch of bananas instead of the usual peanuts 🍌🍍. Truth is, the jungle’s got better delivery than Amazon now. Send help—or more bananas. This pachyderm’s future is ripe with meme potential. 😹✨
I’ve been feeling really burnt out, and unsure/unable to recover, even when I set aside time for myself. I tell my friends I feel like a phone that is on a shitty charger that’s ganna take 8 hours to fully charge.
I think if he messages me I will cry and throw up and then message him even tho he’s made me go crazy and he’s on his 3rd girlfriend after whatever we had
"Che cos'è l'amore? Di che forma è?" " Immagino spesso le forme dell'amore. L'amore è in ogni forma. Guarda ad esempio questo cono gelato. Senza cono la pallina cadrebbe miseramente in terra, senza pallina il cono non avrebbe senso di esistere.
Finally cracked the code to high protein & low calorie snacking 2 servings recipe (~280kcal & 40g protein per serving) 4 hardboiled eggs 1 can tuna, drained 1 cup unsweetened greek yogurt chopped onion salt & pepper lemon juice green onion (optional)
This modern longing, a forgotten sign, The heart remembers what it left behind, A gentle whisper only we can hear. Across the digital and faint design, Where lost connections fray and intertwine, We build a world against the coming clear.