Codenamekris⚡️

Mom of 5. Michigan. Hat lover. Harry Potter lover. In constant need of new work shoes. Professional kitchen dancer.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

If My tweets provide you with even the slightest bit of hope, you're reading them wrong.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

What a fucking nightmare you people are.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I give up. You're on your own. Good luck.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I have a book coming out Tuesday. It's called BILLY SUMMERS. I think it's a good one.

[David Palmer for Illinois @PalmerforIL]

Rodney Davis has 26.6k followers in nine years.

I have 7.3k in four days.

People are ready for a Democrat to flip the 13th Blue and elect a black man to the seat for the first time in its history.

Let’s close the gap by adding 999 followers tonight! Retweet far and wide!

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

An imperfect messenger but a vitally important message. Please share.

[rantt @ranttmedia]

After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.

[Kristy Swanson @KristySwansonXO]

A child performer can NOT survive the darkness of the Entertainment Industry without very strong, protective, street smart, common sense, nurturing, loving parents with solid morals and values.

Britney Jean Spears is not the monster.

#FreeBritney

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

If Sen. Cruz had resigned back in January after helping gin up a violent insurrection that killed several people, he could’ve taken his vacation in peace. Texans should continue to demand his resignation.

But don’t blame me for this, my points are on Amtrak! 🚊

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Yeah this is not okay.

My office is free this week to any service members who’d like to use it for a break or take nap on the couch. We’ll stock up on snacks for you all too.

(We’re in the middle of moving offices and it’s a bit messy so don’t judge, but make yourself at home!)

[Maria Shriver @mariashriver]

As I always tell my kids, how you exit any situation says a lot about you. Always go out with class and elegance and manners. So disappointing that no one in Trump family, not one person stood up to show up to honor their country tomorrow. That is a disgrace.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Here’s the difference, folks.

When Colin Kaepernick speaks out against racial injustice, no team will sign him.

When Josh Hawley gets dropped for helping incite an insurrection, he lands another book deal in less than 2 weeks.

This is what white privilege looks like.

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

As you honor my father today, please honor my mother, as well. She was the architect of the King Legacy and founder of @TheKingCenter, which she founded less than three months after Daddy died. Without #CorettaScottKing, there would be no #MLKDay. #MLK  #BelovedCommunity

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If anyone had a right to question whether our democracy was worth redeeming, it was Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Because in the face of billy clubs and lynchings, poll taxes and literacy tests, he never gave in to violence, never waved a traitorous flag or gave up on our country.

[ABC News @ABC]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY: Beloved comedic actress Betty White turns 99 today!

BETTY WHITE THROUGH THE YEARS: https://t.co/biaplJCEJI

[Jackée Harry @JackeeHarry]

Celebrating Betty White’s 99th birthday with this throwback.. #IconsOnly!!

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

A male president was so angry he lost that he incited a mob against the U.S. Capitol.

I never want to hear again that women would be "too emotional" to be president.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Since it appears GOP leaders need a reminder:

There is no “healing” from this without accountability.

And there is no “unity” with white supremacists.

You know the President’s state has devolved dangerously. If you’re too weak to do anything about it, you’re too weak to serve.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Conservatives are very upset about a private business refusing them service.

In the spirit of unity, I baked them a cake.