Krista K.

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@hasanminhaj re preet’s podcast: evangelicals don’t do mass, they call their worship services other things just FYI. Point still valid tho.

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

"Do you need physics for dental school? Cuz the jaw is a first class lever." #hockeynerd?

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@kaleighindia @AlisonRoseK ditto, but replace fog with snow. Miss you both tons.

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@kaleighindia @AlisonRoseK significantly better than my day at school...I pretty much insulted the whole class. Krista FTW.

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

Yes please!!! @kaleighindia @AlisonRoseK

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@kaleighindia @AlisonRoseK
Gah love you both big much

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

"Some day, I'm just gonna take a huge chunk out of your leg....it is #sharkweek, you know" @Tommy_Parran7

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

"Flow chop city!" Means:
....? I got a hair cut. #yurcool #evenhaircutsareepic #speakenglish

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

You know you beat everyone to work when the floor lights are still off... #whereiseveryone? #its8:30

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

"Sorry, when I drive, I just pound food...this isn't healthy" #sillybrother #fatkid

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@Tommy_Parran7 got to study physics somehow...

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

She-ee-eeeery, Sherrie can you come out tonight...on repeat in my head. Thank you @AlisonRoseK #makeitstop

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@Tommy_Parran7 I wish #jealous #collegeproblems

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@OShannondoah what song?

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@kaleighindia @OShannondoah @sas504 @elise_budd @AlisonRoseK Teleportation. We should do it.

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@AlisonRoseK my life is so disrupted, I haven't have seltzer in like 2 months!

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

"God! There's another fucking spider" @AlisonRoseK

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@AlisonRoseK hehe indeed.

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

@al_mcgregor @AlisonRoseK im going to go with "great idea"

[Krista K. @KristaParran]

Trigonometry, i did not miss you one bit. #highschoolmathsucks