Krista Patronick

GM @usaballhockey Girls U21 | Alumni Relations, @Dartmouth | @UMassLowell alum | Power lifter | Cat lady

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

@united Ok but check your DMs!

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

Hey @united my plane has sent release paperwork for an hour and a half and I’ve been sitting on the plane since then. UA515. Going to miss my connection….

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

@united I did DM!

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

@united Thanks please check your DMs

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

@MBTA_CR can we talk about how the Leominster line has been sitting for 45 min due to “mechanical issues” in Waltham with no updates? And an approx fix time of “5 minutes to several hours” ??

[Maya Wiley @mayawiley]

Just two ⁦@dartmouthalumni⁩ at #DNCConvention24 with ⁦@SenGillibrand⁩

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Police in Hanover, N.H., moved in to dismantle a protest encampment at Dartmouth College on Wednesday night, arresting 90 people on charges including criminal trespass and resisting arrest, Police Chief Charles B. Dennis said early Thursday.

Live updates here: https://t.co/FrUXh0rINy

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

The commuter rail after a bruins game is my personal version of hell on earth

[Marina Maher @marinakmaher]

CELINE DION READING THE STARTING LINEUP IS ICONIC

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

2004 vibes absolutely on point

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

I could never be in this box because after two drinks I’d start asking who wants to pay off my student loans #SuperBowl

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

The Tracy Chapman/Luke Combs duet is SENDING ME

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

Amen

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

Guy at the Chinese restaurant place: “wow that’s a lot of food for 16 people”
Me: “thanks, I work at a college with incredibly food insecure students who will survive on these leftovers for a week” 😞

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

I love that a dress with sneakers is such a gen z look. I’ve been waiting for this my whole life

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

When you cancel your staff meeting because you fully recognize that this meeting can be an email…… but then you have to write the email……

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

Get you a bestie who encourages you to cry

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

Love that I couldn’t get in for an allergy test until September. It’s cool my throat only completely closes and I don’t know why

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

It is such a blessing and curse to be as empathic as I am. To feel an air of heaviness around someone and not be able to fix it is the worst

[Krista Patronick @KristaPatronick]

So I’m at the ER because im having a reaction to some medicine and my sister leaves to take a phone call and a man just takes her seat because someone else needed 3 together. So you moved my stuff and her seat?! I would love to where men get the audacity.