krista rae. 🦇☠️

Occasionally NSFW. 🔞 She/her

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Cheesy-ass rom com starring Sam Heughan and, weirdly, Celine Dion?? Count me the fuck in. I need @PaigeWesley's take on the trailer immediately.

[krista rae. 🦇☠️ @KristaRaeSays]

@HorrorVirgin My mom insisted I sign the True Love Waits contract when I was 13, so that part of the discussion hit REAL close to home.

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I am only in chapter 11 of Greywaren and I am already crying over Ronan Lynch. @mstiefvater

[Buffering the Vampire Slayer @bufferingcast]

THEY LEFT SUNNYDALE HIGH TOGETHER NO LATER THAN 2:30 AND EVEN IF IT TOOK TWO HOURS TO WALK ACROSS TOWN AND SLAY VAMPS THERE WERE STILL A MINIMUM OF THREE HOURS BEFORE THEY DANCED AT THE BRONZE, SO EVEN LEAVING ROOM FOR A SNACK (SLAYERS GET HUNGRY & HORNY AFTER SLAYING) THEY DEF—

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Hello I would also like to hear @LorganMutich talk about her thoughts on Dean Winchester.... @angelontopcast

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@thegaylyprophet I've been looking for a cat or kitten since I'll be working from home soon!

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First I start listening to EsGAYpe from Reality, which made me need to restart Carry On. Now the local animal shelter has a litter of kittens named Simon, Baz, Penny, and Agatha. Is this what fate looks like?? @thegaylyprophet @jessie_detroit

[Whores of Yore @WhoresofYore]

Anonymous postcard, (c.1910)

Captions please.

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I JUST re-read Carry On a few months ago and now @thegaylyprophet is making me want to do it AGAIN.

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Just spent some time browsing around Culture Hustle because of @PodvantGarde and I'm dying over the Karen 4 pack. Which is just 4 shades of pumpkin spice latte scented off-white paint.

[rilo kiley bot @rilokiley_bot]

I do this thing where I think I'm real sick
But I won't go to the doctor to find out about it

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Okay, but are we insinuating that the Holy Ghost is the peach fart fog from Simply Irresistible?? @romancingpodsho @ToddJAwesome @MRandolph24 @PaigeWesley

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How is @katrinasivad gonna bring up Muzzy all casual like that?? @PodvantGarde

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The radio at work has switched to all Christmas, all the time, and I will be launching myself into the sun.

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@sundresscomic Also from a fellow 30 something Wisconsinite, haayyyyy

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@katrinasivad @PodvantGarde I love every second so far!

[Danielle Perez she/her @DivaDelux]

How the Grinch got everything in the divorce

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As someone who loves art, but is also a big dumb dummy about it, @PodvantGarde is my new favorite thing. I want to be best friends with @sundresscomic, @katrinasivad, and Jordan

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@lesbiken She would.

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