Krista Waid

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

have you ever wanted to take a nap but the nap doesn’t wanna take you

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

thinks he’s a comedian he’s really just a fucking joke

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

Let it be known that my brother is my favorite person on planet earth and I cannot live without him.

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

traded my number for free guac at chipotle…

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

@eelijah_daniel that was in our closing speech 😩🥲

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

@uhspartydisco I ship #zarlow

[Party Disco @uhspartydisco]

party noir loves it here at disco
#getdownwithdisco

[Party Disco @uhspartydisco]

@partymatrix23 @uhspartynoir like you fixed your budget days after the deadline?

[Party Disco @uhspartydisco]

peeta the horse is here 😧

[queen lizzie updates @UpdatesLizzie]

the queen is still dead

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

Quitting this election

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

happy day of dispersing gratitude

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

i aspire to be as chaotic and rich as @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And lead us not into temptation …

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

just remember taylor said “i’m the problem, it’s me” when you’re complaining you’re broke

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

everyone has that one manager that’s better than the other ones

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

my life has never been the same since chipotle shared their guac recipe

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

sorry for always being so sexy and funny

[Krista Waid @KristaWaid1]

I love the inspirational gangster vibe steve has on twitter

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

If your circle of friends ain’t forcing you to level up… you in the wrong circle 💯