Krista Jansen

Forensic Psychologist from Guernsey 🇬🇬 ... wait, aren't psychologists just people who weren't smart enough to be psychics? 🔮

[Krista Jansen @Krista_A_Jansen]

@BrewDog Ted is a big fan! And the definition of a pub dog 🍺🐶❤️

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#isitok that you brushed over the important issue of women being misrepresented, images used against their will, and made fun of it in the process??? #notok

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🎁 PlayStation 5 Digital Edition Giveaway!

As promised, I'll be giving away one PS5 Digital Edition console to a lucky winner! The giveaway begins now (Halloween) and ends on my birthday!
Good luck!

Rules:
- Retweet
- Follow @PS5StockAlertUK
- Follow @StockCheckerUK

[Krista Jansen @Krista_A_Jansen]

@grahnort @bbceurovision annual Eurovision party well underway! Prosecco, gin, cheering on from Kennington! Krista, Isy, charlotta & Nikki xx

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@grahnort @bbceurovision first time seeing friends indoors, and what other reason than Eurovision to bring us together!! #Eurovision

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Unfortunately I’m a straight white woman who will probably conform to this societal expectation 🤮

[Krista Jansen @Krista_A_Jansen]

My pension provider has assumed a lot about me, namely that I will have a husband who is three years older than me when I retire. This mystery ‘husband’ is referenced several times. Sadly any future wife is not mentioned, soz hun! 🙄😂

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Tier 4 is lockdown. Let’s call a spade a spade here Boris.

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@james_csb I turned 30 and the world went to shit....

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What an overwhelming week. As I stood and watched the funeral procession of a 27 yr old colleague, victim of COVID, thinking about the further injustices that have been at the forefront of news across the world, I can’t help but feel hopeless. Stop the world, I want to get off.

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Is there anything more luxurious than pouring myself an old fashioned whilst in the bath? #bathroombar

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My brother decided to make a video as he was missing his students https://t.co/6cDLMDmFCc #SomeGoodNews

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The day I realised the teams on #UniversityChallenge were not on top of each other and therefore did not need a little ladder to get to their seats was a sad day 😔

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https://t.co/rSqWjjfwe7

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I spent my day writing 52 covid-19 end of life care plans for my high risk vulnerable patients. Tell me again how you don’t want to stay inside #staythefuckathome

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Someone didn’t think that hashtag through..... 🤔 #NHSThankYou

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Toxic shock syndrome is quicksand for millennial women

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ALL 👏🏼 THE 👏🏼 TEA 👏🏼https://t.co/jPFLmQT7gi

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