pizzaslut🍕

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@ everyone

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been so long, forgot my password!

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back on my sad girl bullshit

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so like nobody has anything nice to say about him? hmmm that’s sus

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there’s a million available seats in the waiting room and you sit your sick ass next to me?! k

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

let’s see how long urgent care takes 😩

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how did my party go from inviting 8 ppl to over 20 lmao ooopsss

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

what a bummer

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6 years ✅

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i’m so excited to go to home goods after work lol

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

one less man i have to live with! yay lol

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i don’t have the best green thumb, but now that josh and i are completely renovating our living room, i’m gonna try to put a plant anywhere i possibly can!lol

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

that pink cup is literally so ugly

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just got a flat tire! yay! happy new year

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

first meal of the year was tour of italy from olive garden! left no crumbs lol

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why is this hangover lasting all fucking day! i’m so over it 😠

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

not my boyfriend’s mom getting me a cute juicy 2piece set! 🖤🥹🫶🏼

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

no joke there’s 40 ppl ahead of me in line at kohl’s ☠️

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

security really did their job tonight lol

[pizzaslut🍕 @Kristacalii]

damn the line wraps around the dispensary lol fuck that

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