Kristen Crawford

One day I'll think of something clever to say

[Sumit Behal @sumitkbehal]

babe, i just paid for groceries using american express card and we will now fly first class for free in 2073 using reward points

[carson @carsonstrash]

it could be worse. i could be a 24 year old doing my 5-9 routine after my 9-5 while living in Dallas

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

She’s so hot I want to add her as a beneficiary to my 401k

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[Chris Turner @ChrisGTurner]

Big if true, @DFWAirport

[HONEY B. @ITSBCHRIS]

protect all huge titty women, we should never die

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Aldis Ozols 🇦🇺 Official Source @ozols_aldis]

This is a tough one

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

me when i get back home to my man after bottomless mimosas

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack

[vandul @_vandul]

I hope when I die people talk about my huge tits

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[greg @greg16676935420]

Dolly Parton is smiling down on us from heaven

[Ksnap @ksnap_]

Got an EGOT in the family group chat today

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Great I just lost $14k on polymarket

[the intellectual cowboy @rubysapphrald]

kill jan 6 for sure. fuck 9/11 i guess. marry watergate in the spring with a live band and a beautiful venue and i invite the entire staff of the washington post