Kristen Bays

Actor, Writer, and Stuff-er for Pendant Productions.
My Pronouns are: Gender is a concept invented by the patriarchy to denigrate the "feminine". she/her/he/him

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Giant #UOFistBump to Link and the other folks outside of Universal Monsters Legends Collide tonight for making sure my MIL could see what was by far the best house of the night!!

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Kudos to @choosestew for his website bio including the bullet “Not a member of the Federalist Society” 😂😂😂👍👍👍 My wife and I had a good 5 minute chuckle while researching out ballots!!

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This might be the funniest damn thing I've seen all week. BTW: It's ay-tee ay-tee. Or else AT-ST becomes unpronounceable.

[Star Wars @starwars]

How do you pronounce AT-AT?

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I would watch the hell out of any pro sport that hired 12 year olds for their color commentary. The kid behind me at this #solarbears game is SLAYING.

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@AMCHelps I caved and got tix for Dr Strange at Regal bc your system kept failing, but now I can’t even get tix for Everything Everywhere All At Once? Any update on when this will be fixed? I just want to use my A-List :(

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@OrlandoHockey Really disappointed. I bought tickets specifically for the marvel night, didn’t find this out until I was in my seat and they said it was postponed to Saturday. I don’t have tickets for Sat.

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Well, apparently #SpiderManNoWayHome has broken every theater website. AMC, Cinemark, Regal, and even our small local theater's pages are dead. Host errors.

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@ey_peetay I believe that's someone using an out of date term to refer to your butt as having 4c curl pattern.

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Hey, fans of @pendantweb, the wonderful @GenesisAvalon is doing an interview tonight with Taskforce Geek! https://t.co/RcJLrcM95h

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Coming out of the twitter woodwork to chime in lordy yes DC thank you for doing something correct with #TimDrake. 100% correct, boy always been Bi.

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@TillyBridges I wish my trash would take itself out like that every day.

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@GenesisAvalon You might call it me desperately trying to unpack 4 years of political horror; I call it
✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PERCOLATING *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

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@panerabread Funny you would evoke Pagan symbolism while your stores fire employees who identify as Pagan. How about manifesting a pink slip for the managers who told an employee she was going to hell and she’d be on schedule when she found god.

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@TillyBridges @GenesisAvalon She's Cap's Lois Lane and they basically gave her 20 minutes total screen time over 2 movies, then yeeted Cap back in time so he could shack up with someone they invented for the first movie. The last 5 minutes of Endgame do not exist in my house.

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TL;DR: @PayPal is a terrible company with subpar customer support that they are blaming is hampered by COVID, and are willing to steal money from good samaritans returning money sent by accident. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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Welcome, everyone, to Some Shit: The Musical! It begins on a lovely December day, when I open my email to see that 3 complete strangers have all sent me low sums of money (10-15 each), via @PayPal all with the comment "For custodial gifts".

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It's not like 30¢ is killing me or anything, and $15 doesn't break my bank but for a lot of people in America right now; that $15 or that 30¢ could be the difference between making rent or making a bill payment. @PayPal essentially stole money from me for being Krist"E"n.