Kristen 🐆

[౨ৎ @yukonsbieb]

first in my bloodline to have bieber fever

[angie @sweetangelette]

my love language is being really difficult and annoying

[𝚂𝚑𝚒. ✶ @chamoulie]

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets

[hera @shiningdaisies]

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

[g @34rths]

I'm an adult the same way as a tomato is a Fruit

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Please don’t talk to me about ChatGPT or Love Island or Morgan Wallen or protein pasta. I will start getting scared

[Fatima Mohammed @fatima__m7md]

New York in 2025; before the Islamic Revolution:

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Labubu is what Joe Biden would accidentally call Shia LaBeuof

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

replying to texts is the worst because then they text back and you have to reply AGAIN

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Persian rug supremacy

[Kristen 🐆 @KristenKasmai]

I once went on a cruise that left from Venice Italy and made a few friends that live on a tiny island in the UK and posted them on insta, only for my high school friend from Miami to say she also knows them from a prior vacation she met them on 🫨

[bridget 🌸🐝 @wholemilkbitch]

i know i didn’t text back despite “being on my phone for seven hours straight” but you have to understand i was on the escapism phone. the responding to texts phone is different.

[matt 🛝 @aut0mattick]

you took my sadness out of context… at the timothee chalamet look alike contest

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

i said it was my favourite show, i didn’t say it was good

[kida @kidasnow]

real

[:3than @itsflanagain]

Ever since I was a little kid I knew that I wanted to be late for work