Kristen Kovaletz

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@thefinalgorl We gotta swap Janine Knapp contact photos bc this one looks good but mine is also perfect

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@geoffwithasword Green beans!!!!

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@emilynussbaum As once a huge fan of yours, I’m so disappointed. This is the third or so recent take of yours that has been so utterly grotesque, and this in particular actively encourages woman younger and in less of a position of power than you to hide abuses against them. Be better, Emily.

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@BadAstronomer You literally call him a dick in your first tweet. By your own standards, aren’t you also offensive and wrong here?

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@geoffwithasword Rare shrimp L

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@Cryptoterra I recall suggesting a lazy susan or two

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@geoffwithasword Lmao 🥖

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@geoffwithasword TEN FOR CHEN

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@geoffwithasword I have not in the way you’re describing per se but I roast a lot of garlic and a couple cloves in oil for 20-25 min will absolutely get you the soft consistency you’re looking for! But actually making confit is fun and you should do it sometime

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@geoffwithasword Yes

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@Cryptoterra @roun_sa_ville Don’t you already have that

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@fi_lowenstein @IzzyandLennon @erinmaggiehvote @choo_ek In LA Curative does self-administered nasal swabs. If you have a car I recommend the Dodgers Stadium drive thru. PCR results within 24h.

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@Cryptoterra This car was destined to die a different death

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@mistermoviespod I raise money for non-profits. Being a fundraiser isn’t just asking people for money all the time, it’s interviewing clients, creative writing, marketing, the pay is good and you can do it from anywhere.

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@geoffwithasword Why are you not just stealing your rosemary from a local sidewalk bush

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@LosFelizLedger Awesome news. Thank you @cd4losangeles for prioritizing this in our district!

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@geoffwithasword @Category_Fury No no it’s genuinely *great* television

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@geoffwithasword evergreen tweet but also

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@geoffwithasword I have a smoked trout recipe for you

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@geoffwithasword the metallic crack of opening up one of these bad babies is coming right back to me