Kristen Lindsey

Intelligent/Potty Mouth/World's Okayest Wife and Mother/Hater of all Things Auto Related

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

Watching Descendants with my 11 year old.
Her: I wish I could run around an island just misbehaving!
Me: What kind of misbehaving would you do?
Her: Eat whipped cream straight from the can!
This sweet sweet baby! Lmao!
#sweetsummerchild #waystobewicked #Descendants #Descendants2

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@DevonESawa Friday the 13th 3 for Jurassic Park - B

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@oliverstarkk @oliverstarkk I have been explaining that fact until I’m blue in the face. These people don’t want to understand.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@realDonaldTrump

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@E_Symone_ @Yahoo I cannot stop watching this. I know I shouldn’t laugh, but damn!😂

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@rabiasquared I live in the test area. Will report back.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@BasicBlaecGirl People who try to get other people in trouble with their job are a special kind of low.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@DevonESawa I have never found your tweets obnoxious. I don’t get it.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@notcapnamerica Wait...did he say “Hispanic” like singular? Does he think there’s a country called “Hispanic?”

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@DevonESawa I really love when people try to tell you what YOU need to tweet about.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@notcapnamerica Wooooo! She is everything!

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@PatriotsGirlUSA @BarackObama I would cry and cry and cry. I love him so much.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

I am hoping I can hold out until 2020. Whoever can help with this #StudentLoanDebt crisis will get my vote. Until then, I suppose the government can just ruin my credit. I seriously wish I had never gotten my degree.6/6

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

#MyStudentLoanDebt story @hasanminhaj I went to a state school and only got loans for my last two years. I graduated in 2009, owing about $32k. I got a graduated repayment plan. After making steady payments for 9 years...1/

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

I was told if I paid right now, over the phone, they would knock off 10%. Sorry, Dept of Ed, I don’t have $36k just lying around. Their next step is to take my tax return and start garnishing my wages. I guess they can just do what they need to do. 5/

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@notcapnamerica @KamalaHarris Watching her in that hearing was the moment I knew EXACTLY who I wanted to be our next President.

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@italiaricci My feet didn’t get the memo for over a month! 😭😭😭

[Kristen Lindsey @KristenLindse20]

@BravelyWriting My bottom line is this: If you don’t love Barack like I love Barack, then I don’t fuck with you.