Kristen Montgomery

Do Justice. Love Mercy. Walk humbly before your God.

Charleston, SC

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

He made me two. Long time no tweet, former Twitter

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

My boyfriend is a woodworker and I'm so surprised he hasn't gotten upset with me over how many times I've asked him "Can you make that?" Everytime I see anything wooden. Trying to convince him to make me a fancy charcuterie board. Updates to follow.

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

We're all Georgia fans tonight #GoDawgs

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

I've been going to school here for almost 2 years and I just learned how to use the bus tracking system. And also just learned we had a bus tracking system. Please celebrate with me.

[Jason Rugg @JaseRuggy]

People having audacity to be like “hey man how are you doing?”

Which is just so inconsiderate because now I have to lie or have a break down in front of you

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

When your car breaks down the week after Christmas and you realize you should have asked for gift cards to Gerald's for Christmas so you could fix it 😭😭

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

My dad got an iPhone for Christmas and boy what a journey this has been. We've covered face ID, selfies, live photos, the app store, Siri, Amazon Prime, and emojis. Today he's learning about text confirmation codes an boy does he hate it.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

Semester 5 of 9 done. Over halfway done and it feels great.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

I can take shots of tequila better than I can take NyQuil. Also, don't get sick during finals week, kids.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

Brb crying over the little things.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

My boyfriend called me tonight to see if I wanted to go to a date that included a "fancy dinner on Saturday." (Duh. Obviously.) I told him I'd send him some recommendations tomorrow & he said, "Absolutely not. You have enough going on. I'm planning this one so you can enjoy it!"

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

When you do great on the acute care practical and you continue to think "hmmm SHOULD I do acute care?"...

[Sons of Clemson @SonsOfClemson]

That didn’t take long

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

My mantra this semester is "do well enough to pass" because that's all I got right now. #TwoMoreWeeksUntilFinals

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

Okay I take it back. We chatted and he's cool. We'll be frenemies at the worst.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

How to make me your enemy for life: sit next to me a Starbucks watching an NFL game on your phone at max volume with no headphones. Even worse, the guy is a Cowboys fan.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

Now he's clapping. Sir. This is a Starbucks.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

#GBBO Savage this week 👀👀

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

When you drink sparkling pomegranate juice because 'tis the season but realize it has pineapple juice in it for some reason but you're incredibly allergic to pineapples and it makes for a crappy Tuesday.

[Kristen Montgomery @KristenM42_]

Accidentally told my Spanish speaking patient that I needed a baby after leading the treatment session in Spanish instead of saying I needed a drink so if you need me I'll just be dying of embarrassment. How's everyone else's week going?