Kristen M. Scatton

Just an analog girl living in a digital world. I tell stories through TV, film, theater, comedy and occasionally tweets. @fevercomedy_la @DailyMisinform

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@backstreetboys With all due respect, this list is invalid because @kevinrichardson calling @aj_mclean a dildo on the plane during the "Around the World in 100 Hours 'Black & Blue'" launch tour isn't on it. 🤣🤣🤣

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

That uniquely Catholic habit of cleaning your house before going on a trip b/c if you die in a fiery plane crash and there are dishes in your sink, god will send you to hell. 🤣🤣🤣

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@WHOTheBckstreet @kevinrichardson If @kevinrichardson doesn't release an album of American Songbook classics/jazz standards in his lifetime, it will be a crime. 😍

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@skclarke_writer Don’t. I think that’s my problem. I watched it for the 1st time last year, as someone who spent the last decade studying writing, film and story structure. It’s such a mess. I would have forgiven those things as a kid, but I can’t now.

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

I just admitted to my four oldest, closest friends that I don’t like “Hocus Pocus” and the group chat is POPPING OFF. 😬😅

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@edburmila I worked in higher ed for 10 years. This is 100% true.

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

I deleted my dating apps b/c I dislike trying to meet people online, but then I remembered that I also dislike leaving my house and talking to people in person, so I hope my soulmate just crashes through my roof, I guess?

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

My mom didn’t acknowledge me on social media for #NationalDaughtersDay because she doesn’t do social media, and honestly, that’s the best gift she’s ever given me. 😂

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@WHOTheBckstreet I’ve never felt more seen by a meme. 😅😅

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@RachelShukert I truly don’t understand why this option isn’t discussed more (or like, at all). From my understanding, it’s typically not the principal that screws ppl, it’s the interest. Cancel the interest & just let people pay back what they borrowed! 🙃

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@WestCoastRookie @backstreetboys “Undone” is a hidden gem of a deep cut. Soooo happy they included it in this tour!!!

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@zoewhittall This is so incredibly true. My barometer for dating now is “I have to enjoy your company as much or more than my own.”

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@GrahamKritzer Ha. This reminds me of the time, circa 1992, when I was a kid and asked my mom, born in 1952, when the world changed from black & white to color. 😂😂

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@skclarke_writer I don’t want to contradict you, but I also don’t truly believe you’ve never had a library card. 🤯

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@Sifill_LDF 100% agree with you, @Sifill_LDF . So how do we do this? Where do we start?

[Guy Branum @guybranum]

American Capitalism runs on workers who are too desperate to assert their rights. Unwanted pregnancies make those workers. Abortion laws exist to maintain a class system in America.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

Two of Donald Trump’s nominees lied under oath about their views on Roe in order to secure confirmation.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

"vote" is democrats version of thoughts and prayers

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@shannonwoodward I’ve been asking myself the same question. If I don’t have rights, it’s taxation without representation, right? Hmm, remind me again what comes after that…

[Kristen M. Scatton @KristenMScatton]

@Gennefer I can’t get your show made, but I will do whatever I can to help make this happen. This city doesn’t even know how much it needs Wawa hoagies and iced tea. 😍😍