KRose

Tonight Show Hashtags x20

[KRose @KristenRose124]

In the middle of a first date I referred to his cat by name before he’d even told me he had a cat. Guess my Facebook stalking paid off a little too well. #IGotCaught

[KRose @KristenRose124]

When I was a kid, my dad got remarried to a lady who had also been divorced before. At their wedding I got in trouble for writing "Hope it works out this time around" in the guest book that was supposed to be filled with nice messages. #WeddingFail

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

Jimmy reads your funniest #IfIWonTheLottery tweets https://t.co/tKQlncJYMj

[KRose @KristenRose124]

I would hold a Bachelorette style rose ceremony for everyone I know where they’d find out whether or not they made the cut to be part of my new, rich life. #IfIWonTheLottery

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

My sister is the only person I know who will double-park in front of a double-parked car. She calls it triple-parking. #MyWeirdSibling

[KRose @KristenRose124]

At my 4th birthday party I asked my big sister why there were candles on my cake. She just whispered, “One for every year you have left.” #MyWeirdSibling

[KRose @KristenRose124]

One summer my dad’s best friend invited us to stay a week at his beach house by sending us a slow motion video of himself running shirtless on the beach set to the Baywatch theme song. #SummerVacationFail

[KRose @KristenRose124]

One time on the family beach trip my dad and all of the men in our family decided to have a wet t-shirt contest of their own to see who had the biggest pair of man boobs. #SummerVacationFail

[KRose @KristenRose124]

@sawickersham 🤔😉

[KRose @KristenRose124]

The ability to hear the Jaws theme song in my head whenever someone I hate is getting too close. #MySuperpower

[KRose @KristenRose124]

I once got drunk by myself and spent the entire night trying to call the White House just so I could ask Donald Trump if the J in his name stands for Jasmine. #MyDrunkStory

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

"That's cold!" Jimmy reads some of your funniest #MyDumbTradition tweets https://t.co/ZMUVNYc28D

[KRose @KristenRose124]

@krfarthing Aww thank you:))

[KRose @KristenRose124]

@Squidwa79595697 Thanks for letting me know!:)

[KRose @KristenRose124]

@ElizaJ123 Haha thank you so much!:)

[KRose @KristenRose124]

My entire family hates my aunt's husband. Every Christmas after they leave, my mom gives out a fake Oscar to whoever just did the best job of pretending they like him. #MyDumbTradition

[KRose @KristenRose124]

On the night before Thanksgiving my dad realized he'd forgotten to thaw the turkey, panicked, and threw it in our hottub. #ThanksgivingFails

[KRose @KristenRose124]

@SeannyBeallz Thank you!!:)

[KRose @KristenRose124]

When I was little my dad would tell me to "Behave, or else Santa will come on Christmas Eve and burn our house to the ground." #DadQuotes

[KRose @KristenRose124]

When mom wouldn't let dad build a maze of beer cans in our yard he said "You're the cloak of darkness smothering my fire of fun." #DadQuotes