Kristen

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[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

Just ate a slice of a lemon that was left in pasta, as I had mistaken it for a yellow bell pepper slice. And that is the perfect analogy of my year so far 🥴

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

If @ChapStick, @BurtsBees, or @VaselineBrand don’t sign an endorsement deal with Kirk Cousins after seeing that man’s lips on #QuarterbackNetflix they are missing out

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

“Ohh I like these wine glasses!”
- me (the person who has an excess of wine glasses and literally needs zero wine glasses because she has more wine glasses than any person should ever have.)

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

“Whew, what a year!” - Me five days into 2023

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

If my work:life balance was a person

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

Men that breathe 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

Good morning to everyone except the two people who have said I should audition for @BachelorABC

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

I do some of my best cleaning the hour before I unexpectedly have guests over

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

Overheard in Lakeland, FL: “That guy that came up and hit on me went to high school with my daughter.” 😳😳

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

If the Sapersteins had a theme song, this would be it.

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

Just saw a kid riding a scooter wearing only Superman brief undies. That’s the kind of energy this week needs.

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

I realize that I am a dancer. As in I’m always dancing. It’s not always good, but I’m always moving to the music!

Sitting in my backyard listening to Bob Marley: dancing.

Cooking dinner: dancing

Putting make-up on: dancing

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

Just stop what you’re doing and enjoy listening to the #AvengersEndgame opening night crowd react to Captain America wielding Thor's hammer.

CHILLS.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

You get it.

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

Shower Topo Chico. I’m making it a thing. #ifyouknowyouknow

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

@hitRECordJoe Hand Cannot Erase by Stephen Wilson

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

*Extremely April Ludgate voice* I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

Time’s always moving on. Nothing can stop it. The question is whether we use our time well or not. We can't do anything about the past, but what happens in the future depends on what we do now. We can create a happier future by remembering that in being human we are all the same.

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

We are officially all tapped out of holiday spirit.

[Kristen @KristenWilliams]

The baby Yoda 😍😍😍 #TheMandalorian