G said “u ain’t finna catch me using that alligator” “I’m just trying to be like you mom”
We did miss on video when he used the “soccer throw in” method - I was too busy trying to stop him
“I frowed up” “are you ok? where?” “idk” “well son… you puked all over dads side of the bed and in the doorway. And god knows where else. ” “I stayed up to late playing video games so I got sick” **me knowing I put him to bed at 8 and he was asleep in 15 mins**