Kristi Colleen

Lapsed Photographer. Fueled by Frappuccinos. Thinks cat hair is a fashion accessory, antidepressants should come covered in chocolate, & that #blacklivesmatter.

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I'm making this my pinned tweet so people lower their expectations. https://t.co/4TyKIOQ0Ph

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I haven't made many funny tweets lately, but, in my defence, I read the news.

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@FortniteStatus My friend gets kicked from the game whenever he has a crown. Hopefully this is related and you fix that issue too.

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@Thiefs And your game didn’t crash once!

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@FortniteGame I have a friend who is OCD about numbers and achievements and can’t play Fortnite. Can you tell me if achievements are gone for good or are they coming back in the future? He would really like to play.

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@FortniteStatus Now take the Winterfest stuff out of tournaments like you said you would

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@BethesdaSupport I submitted a request to gift crown crates 5 days ago and have not had a response and my ticket still says “waiting on agent” despite multiple requests for an update. Can you tell me the TAT on this?

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@TESOnline I think most of us would settle for servers that work.

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@TESOnline Will the quest giver for Honest Toil only be in Belkarth or at any Impresario tent, as per the original PTS notes?

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@TESOnline Is there going to be a new event this week? Or at least an announcement of upcoming events?

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@Tamrielan @TESOnline I’m not lying. It took just over an hour for the crate to be delivered to my friend. He got the Ayleid face markings out of it. I saw what Kevin said in the forums, so I was surprised it happened that quickly.

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@gpsforthebrain Why is he driving?? I swear he was just a little boy like 5 minutes ago! 🥺

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@TESOnline It seemed pretty normal to me.

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@TESOnline The small chance at the Worm Cult motifs in the reward boxes, will those be unbound? I thought they were discontinued..?

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@TESOnline Christmas cowgirl chic.

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This really should be viral. #fiona #nsstorm #peistorm #stormchips https://t.co/TkbBlJsszd

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Sure, #StormChips are great, but #StormMigraineMedication can’t be beat. #fiona #nsstorm

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@the_crafty_nerd Poor planning! :(

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Okay, Fellow Atlantic Canadians Without Power, what scents are the candles you have lit? Mine is pumpkin cupcake. #fiona #nsstorm #yesIambored

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The internal struggle of having no power and knowing your phone battery is dying but you can’t stop reading Twitter because it helps you feel more connected to others in the same boat. #fiona #nsstorm

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Okay, how am I just now learning that hurricanes come with lightning but no thunder? I must have slept through that science class. #fiona #nsstorm