Kristi Hipp

SAPro. Indiana State University alum. Sonoma State University alum. Nerd. Cat lady. Starbucks obsessed. SSDGM.

[Kristi Hipp @KristiHipp]

After three hours on the phone and chat talking to 5 @Ally employees about how they messed up and did not expedite my cashier’s check, the answer I got from all five was “there’s nothing we can do.” I don’t get to move into my new apartment on Monday because of their error.

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@AllyCare I need someone to help me understand why a failure on your end meaning that I may be homeless on Monday is at all acceptable, and why the response I’ve gotten from four customer service reps has been “sorry, nothing we can do.”

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@AmericanAir we were supposed to arrive in STL at 8:30. Sat on the plane for 2.5 hours now changing planes. No agents to be found at new gate no recourse offered. Did we give up on customer service or...?

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Life of a #murderino: when a professor asks what mutilation of a corpse is and you immediately rattle off a definition. Everyone thinks I'm crazy now. Thanks @MyFavMurder! 😂@KarenKilgariff @GHardstark

[CNN @CNN]

Starbucks says Howard Schultz, its former CEO and the most prominent face of the company, is stepping down as executive chairman as of June 26 https://t.co/vsBuEhUgB0

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Reese Witherspoon has announced they're making "Legally Blonde 3." Please make it be about Elle Woods joining Mueller's team.

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

1. Not a First Amendment issue: A private company deciding to cancel a TV show

2. A First Amendment issue: The President of the United States pressuring a private company to fire someone because he doesn’t like what she said https://t.co/v13gvfElow

[Kristi Hipp @KristiHipp]

@juuulia @HeyMichaelKing "let's unpack that"

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@HumanOfHigherEd We spend a large chunk of our time arguing over whether it's a res hall or a dorm, then complain that faculty don't understand us. Can you blame them?! (Spoiler: it's a dorm.)

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@HumanOfHigherEd Live-in professionals (including RAs) need to stop being used as counselors, programmers, career coaches, conduct officers, etc. Only to then be unable to get a job in another functional area bc we've got no "transferrable skills."

[Kristi Hipp @KristiHipp]

@HumanOfHigherEd We shouldn't have to work 60 hours a week and go to every after-hours event (for less than half what we'd make in a different field with a master's) to prove that we care about our jobs.

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@Brauncos30 @HaloTopCreamery Ice cream source!!

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@HaloTopCreamery Always bonus points for proper spelling! 😘

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@emilybellgeiss @HaloTopCreamery #BLESSED

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Winning trivia at a drive in conference #nerdperks

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YALL I AM IN HEAVEN. This and the cinnamon roll flavor are everything I didn't know i needed in my life. @HaloTopCreamery, you rock!

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Sometimes work just spends a whole day kicking you in the teeth. Hopefully tomorrow is better.

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If @HaloTopCreamery planned on my freebies arriving 3 days before my #birthday, they're even more amazing than I thought. Thanks Halo Top!

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@qdoba do you still give free entrees for returning catering trays?

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Some girls have partners fighting over them; I have ice cream companies fighting over me. #soundsaboutright #halotop #enlightened