Kristi Jensen

if it isn’t boots on the ground, be suspect

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

https://t.co/j324NO8kWU

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

This is the best thing you will watch today

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Here is a sample of the 548 people that just had their death penalty commuted by Gov. Newsom:

1. Charles Ng
Brutally murdered 11 people, including men, women, and infants

2. Randy Kraft
Brutally murdered at least 16 young men, torturing and dismembering victims

3. Marcus Wesson
Brutally murdered 9 family members, his children & nieces

4. Cary Stayner
Brutally murdered 4 women, including three sightseers near Yosemite, and beheaded a nature guide

5. Richard Allen Davis.
Brutally murdered 12-year-old Polly Klaas after kidnapping her from a sleepover

6. Chester Turner
Brutally murdered 10 women in LA

There are still 542 more

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ChefGruel @RobertKennedyJr @LaurenGruel Dude. That is way cool! 👍

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ABC7 I think allowing houses to burn to the ground creates homelessness?

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ChefGruel You don’t like cellulose in your salad?

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

3am. Can't sleep. Scrolling.

You: "Why do I have 4 different health problems in my 30s?"

Internet: "Try magnesium."

You: "What actually causes this?"

Someone on X: "Mitochondrial dysfunction from seed oils."

You: "That sounds made up."

2 hours later

You: "...so the linoleic acid integrates into the mitochondrial inner membrane, increases electron leak, reduces ATP synthesis efficiency, creates 4-hydroxynonenal which damages proteins and DNA..."

You: "...and the mitochondria have their own DNA inherited from bacteria which is specifically vulnerable to glyphosate..."

You: "...and ketosis activates PGC-1α which is literally the master switch for making new mitochondria..."

You: "...and all the building materials for healthy mitochondria are in beef..."

5am. Sun rising.

You: "I've been eating soybean oil every day for 30 years."

You: stares at the ceiling

You: orders beef

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@DrOBrienMD Hopefully you recommend your patients eat regular organic non chemical foods! Then their immune systems should be strong to handle a bout with the measles. Then you can proudly say you did your job well!

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ChefGruel Ocean view high school…. Has a good school kitchen

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@Sassafrass_84 Sure do!! Crazy that they “mandated” it!

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ceraliza Hands down!! It is Dept Q. Watched it twice …

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@Go511 Any updates?

[Krutika Kuppalli, MD FIDSA @KrutikaKuppalli]

It’s now clear that information on U.S. government websites can no longer be trusted.

It’s both heartbreaking and infuriating to see how quickly this administration has undermined science, public health, and the credibility of our scientific institutions

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@chefsevenn What was it fried in?? Seed oils?

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ChefGruel One of the main reasons we dine at your restaurant!! ❤️

[Gizmo Memes @GizmoMemes]

This dude absolutely nails a Gavin Newsom impersonation 😭

[AmericanPapaBear™ @AmericaPapaBear]

Black woman totally denounces DEI.

"They are wonderful sounding words that are in fact a scheme to do the exact opposite."

"It is to divide and create inequality."

"It is to revive racism but this time against white people."

SPOT ON MA'AM!!

BASED TAKE!

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@ChefGruel I think you are taking your governmental job WAY too seriously! 😂

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@GavinNewsom What are you? 12?

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@matt_vanswol But they would have to give more money. Unfortunately the best food for you is the most expensive. Should be the opposite

[Kristi Jensen @KristiJensen14]

@NoDMsPerfavore B