Kristi Keane

Smart. Observational. Comedy. I call my Mom from Stage and she tells you to laugh at my jokes.

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@zaneology @_TheAces @jackjohnson 🍻

[ZANEOLOGY 👉❤️👈 @zaneology]

Happy St Patrick’s Day

Featuring all the GREEN @_TheAces

☘️🌈🌈☘️

Thank you to @jackjohnson for the most beautiful lyrics on being #BetterTogether

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@GeorgeNotFound @Quackity PLEASE BUY TWITTER

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@_HAWKISH @unusual_whales @elonmusk This is stupid

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@Martina @elonmusk I am woman hear me rawr - fix bots scamming the millions of people your ignore before spending time and resources giving FORMER champions things they don’t care about.

Care about all of the rest of us who get up every day NOT “PRIVILEGED” , raise kids, send them to college, etc

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@elonmusk Elon you have to shit down all the millions of scam bots tweeting the same text please

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@NBudzinski @Alpharad I doubt you know how to use your manhood.

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

Twitter didn’t protect anyone - so easy to stop the millions of exact text scams being sent out daily . Every minute by bots.

How sad for a company to not be able to use their own data and “tools” they tell advertisers to use.

Perhaps you should have resigned earlier.

[Sarah Personette @SEP]

Hi folks, I wanted to share that I resigned on Friday from Twitter and my work access was officially cut off last night.

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

@SEP The web 3 protections is crap

[Vee @AjentVee]

POKÉMON JUST POSTED THIS ON TIKTOK??!

[ZANEOLOGY 👉❤️👈 @zaneology]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

The path to a “life’s work” can be 💯% GUT & may not feel like work as you excel b/c you enjoy it so much.

#MyFirstTweet:
“Wasting time…my new hobby”

1 yr later, I was “hired to tweet”

S/O @morganb Dir Product @instagram. Prev @Shopify @meta

💜🙏TY🙋🏻‍♀️

[Kristi Keane @KristiKeane]

Is that what we call it now?

[Solo @YT_Solo]

Who needs a late night follow back?? 👀

[dre @v2TokyoGhost]

this was the first episode btw

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

I just heard about Leonardo DiCaprio’s 25 year rule. His loss. You don’t know what you’re missing.

[AntDude @antdude92]

You ever just think about gaming

[mariana Z @mariana057]

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, but it takes an even bigger man to give a giraffe a haircut.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

29 years ago today, my late night talk show debuted. Hear the absurdly improbable story of how it all happened. https://t.co/AgZr28kMVO

[AK @Akfamilyhome]

Non-zero chance of this happening in the Direct