honey spice✨

yo? super bien, todo perfecto! ganando como siempre, petroleum engineer: THE FUTURE IS FEMALE

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Forever fat and forever slaying #fatgirltwitter

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

LAKE COMO!!!!!!

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

My dad calling my objectively beautiful Siamese cat “ugly” is just rude

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

heart palpitations

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

My boss asked me what my cost estimate is looking like when I’ve only added one (1) data point - looks at my screen reading $450, “ummm upwards of $200k”

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Tammy just gave me like $45 worth of double Gloucester cheese and I think I might scream

[the chitinous scavenger @SKULLHORNETS]

funniest angle ive seen of a rhinoceros

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Going to the thrift store is so weird bc im so happy im able to buy shirts for $2 but then im left wondering why someone would get rid of such a pretty shirt

[Kylo Jen @Hissterically]

They tried to make him Han Solo 2.0 for 3 movies just for Ben to come in and blow it out of the water in five minutes with zero lines

[َ @ishtarkylo]

not daisy being the owner of tiny ass bag

[Emma 💝 @hiddenreylo]

This is so fucking precious I wanna cry 🥹😭😂

[anika✨🕊️ @todallyanika]

one of the nurses couldn’t find a vein and then goes, “are you catholic?” to which I say, yes. then she goes “st anthony look around, something’s lost and can’t be found.”

never heard anyone ask st anthony to find a vein before.

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Listening to a Mambo No. 5 playlist when there’s only 30 minutes left before my long weekend?? Life is worth living again <3

[ju 🇵🇸 @joleabotene]

prince of alderaan, king of naboo, grandson of vader, son of leia organa and han solo, padawan under luke skywalker, supreme leader of the first order, the last skywalker, leader of the knights of ren

a nossa daenerys

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Remembering that I’m skinny enough to ride Tron like a normal person🙂‍↕️

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Every time i think J*cob hates me, he smiles and calls me “ma’am”

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

I’m sorry, but the truth of the matter is that if you expect me to be part of a gc anywhere outside of regular “messages” I will not be reading nor replying to your texts

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

Boooooooooo👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[Matt Desmond @DisneyScoopGuy]

Popcorn bucket guy is back again. This is the same guy who had all the Death Stars

[honey spice✨ @KristialAmazing]

And if I want a new kindle, then what?