Kristie Kastl Beck

Cardinals fan. Aspiring Disney princess. Catholic. Mom.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

@DisneyPlus hey can you convince someone to fix the season order of Bluey? Even on a brand new account that had never clicked on Bluey, hitting play starts you at season 3, episode 1, because the season list goes 3, 2, 1. It’s really annoying to hit play and not not start at S1

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

My 12 month old has apparently decided to be afraid of Herbie from Ms. Rachel, but only when he’s wearing a hat.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

As far as Whose Line is concerned, there is only one musical ever and that musical is Les Mis.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

And Jonathan Mangum is a golden retriever.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Chip Esten is if Jim Carey and John Stamos had a baby.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Oh and Game of Thrones. Why else would he make the 2 Daarios interact? Lmao

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Alright so Rebel Moon is basically a parody of Star Wars, the MCU, and now Spirit Stallion of the Cimmaron/Avatar? Please tell me it’s a parody cause that’s the only thing that makes sense. It’s so bad otherwise.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Will never understand why @amazon tries to deliver with their own delivery driver when the nearest facility is over 2.5 hours away. You really gonna make your driver drive almost 3 hours one way to make a few deliveries? And half the time it never even gets delivered.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

@walmarthelp Effingham, IL. There’s always plenty of homestyle but no blueberry.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Walmart no longer makes Great Value blueberry waffles (at least st the stores around me) and that makes me sad because Great Value blueberry waffles are vastly superior to Eggo. Like there’s no contest.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

The government would totally steal Hiro’s microbots faster than you could say microbots. He absolutely would not have even finished his presentation. #BigHero6

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

JACEN SYNDULLA

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Is it too early to want a Masyn Winn Jersey? Lol #cardinals

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

My 8 week old doesn’t like Ms. Rachel or any of the baby shows, but man does he love @SyntacYT’s ARK videos. Almost guaranteed to calm him down and keep him entertained when I need a minute to do chores. 😂

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

Okay Way of Water is awful and I have so many regrets watching it.

[Kristie Kastl Beck @KristieMBeck]

@jimmyjohns new brownie tastes EXACTLY like Aldi box mix brownies with added chocolate chunks, and considering Aldi brownies are my favorite brownies on this earth, I’m pretty stoked about that.

[Blockbuster @blockbuster]

A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix

[chris @ATR3lDES]

can’t believe there was every any doubt that this man could not play ken..