Kristin Glessner

[brooke @_milf_vibes_]

Me when I accidentally reveal information that I can’t explain how I know because the way I found out is insane

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@GlessnerSarah What did you get?

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@thelevenbach I’m sorry, do these look like GUM to you? No. But they do look itchy.

[Wagner HS Football @wagnerfalconsfb]

Not only are the Falcons 3-0, but we are also honoring 50 YEARS of our program history ! Mark it on your calendars now, homecoming October 22nd against island rival New Dorp! Please come out and celebrate 50 years with us🏈

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

Still riding the high of Kelly telling me last night that I invented Brandi Carlile. @kellyelizabeth

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

No. YOU'RE a setback for women of domestic violence.

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@Alyssaxlotito Too true. I often catch myself saying things like, “that wasn’t great.”

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@xkimrosas I get this a lot too

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@hannahvano Same!

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Oh you’ve been working on yourself during the pandemic? That’s cool. I’ve watched a lot of shows. Some of them twice

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@GlessnerSarah I’m repulsed by this.

[𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚡𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍 @sixelaksa]

I am not a gorgeous gorgeous girl I am a hungry hungry hippo

[Alison Agosti @AlisonAgosti]

not to be a giant bitch but I'd still like to avoid getting covid

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

The only part of lockdown that I miss

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

Cheers, New York!

We're going to once again allow the sale of to-go drinks – a critical revenue stream during the lean times last year.

[Kieran @KScatReilly]

Beans & HoBrah south doing the lords work setting up a fake forest avenue down there to keep them on that side

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Health and wellness???? Call me when there’s wealth and hellness

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

For reference:

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

Praying that girls stop recording themselves reacting to All Too Well sometime soon because it’s freaking me the fuck out.

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

@Etsy crashed right as I had a great gift idea that I will 100% forget by the time they’re back up and running.
Sry Tom.

[Kristin Glessner @KristinGlessner]

Is everyone okay???