Kristina Ray

The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters. - Audrey Hepburn ΑΞΔ

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo just hopes both teams have fun!

[KELLY COHEN @ByKellyCohen]

Me getting these cabinet member appointee alerts

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

This isn’t a cabinet.

This is a junk drawer.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

I hate when people use military time like ok cadet kelly

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

The sun really clocks out for the day before I do that’s insane

[≝ kennedy-sloane @beepboopsloane]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[M @malibubirkin]

Does anyone know what to do. Like in general

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

“The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.”

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :)

me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA

[Lyle 🏝️ @_FromTheIsland]

I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

[Heath @LeastHesFunny_]

The 2018 John Mulaney “Horse In A Hospital” bit is still so great 😂 Best part is he doesn’t mention the name Trump at all. Oh America, you finally removed the horse from the hospital. DO NOT let it back in 😬

[Jamie Schler @lifesafeast]

I voted against Donald Trump for the third time.

And for the third time I’m wondering why someone like Donald Trump is on the ballot.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

Americans yearn for loveable nerds named Steve

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

I'd like to report voter fraud, there is a convicted felon on my ballot!!!

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games