Kristina

crude humor, inappropriate sarcasm & puns get my party started

[Kristina @Kristina_Brix]

Grandma brawl in the north gate elevator

[kemi @kemimarie]

I think adults need to play more group games. like heads up 7 up. or parachute. poison dart frog game. dodgeball. I think thats the key.

[Kristina @Kristina_Brix]

@emilymariko runs my diet and I’m okay with that

[kemi @kemimarie]

do you realize how much emotion you’ve stored, processed and experienced in the past 2, almost 3 years? have you sat down and just… realized how much you’ve felt and experienced? how much you’ve changed?

[kemi @kemimarie]

if you ever read the journal of pisces or sag placement just know that it’s hella dramatic, soap opera vibes.

[Eastside Fire & Rescue @EastsideFire]

Looking for a vaccine appointment? The Lake Sammamish Vaccination Site has 1400 appointments available the week of May 10th.
Sign up here: https://t.co/V9sd4TBsrS.
💉🚒

[Seattle Children's @seattlechildren]

Looking for a COVID-19 vaccine appointment tonight? We have a few hundred doses of the COVID-19 vaccine that need to be administered tonight. All those 16 years and older are eligible. Appointments are required. Schedule now at the link below. https://t.co/ShBcHSZHVJ

[Kristina @Kristina_Brix]

Somebody please convince me out of using my stimulus to buy a set of crystals inspired by infinity stones, thx in advance

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

I feel like someone should tell Daft Punk this is literally the worst time to hang up your masks.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

I am happy to work with Republicans on this issue where there’s common ground, but you almost had me murdered 3 weeks ago so you can sit this one out.

Happy to work w/ almost any other GOP that aren’t trying to get me killed.

In the meantime if you want to help, you can resign.

[💫Madonna🌟 @Indigo___c]

How to treat Covid at home ... this was shared on a Covid survivor group...

HOW TO FIGHT COVID AT HOME
No one ever talks about how to fight Covid at home. I came down with Covid in November. I went to the hospital, running a fever of 103, a rapid heart beat, and other common....

[Siddharth Raj @thesquidraj]

It’s time for Zac Efron to release an explicit version of Bet On It

[Kristina @Kristina_Brix]

@tacobell it was my birthday too #rude I’m sure I’ve given you as much business.....

[mac baby 🤠 @lilblacfleur]

remember when the cops tear gassed people for doing the same thing while protesting police violence?

[Kristina @Kristina_Brix]

I watch Hamilton for 41:16 - 41:25 & if you haven’t watched yet.... you’re welcome

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

September 11

Let's normalized talking about these tragedies too. Telling these stories too.💔😭

[Brandie Posey💀🔥 @Brandazzle]

Turns out people who took videos at concerts on their phones were RIGHT this whole time.

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

If you are a Democrat who is just now realizing that Cubans in Florida tend to vote Republican, I literally don't know what to tell you. Welcome to the world you've been living in this whole time.