Kris.Miss

I wanna be a racecar driver when i grow up.

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

@GabLiguori I didn’t know you tweeted so much

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

I ordered a man off of amazon to put together a dresser for me... what a country

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

I miss being able to give my parents the adjective for each letter of there name projects , as presents

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

Just got this friend request... immediately accepted .

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

check it out
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[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

When teachers hate me I just start rumors that there plotting my death

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

Pissed @chelseahandler never tweets at me considering I know she thinks about me as much as I think about her

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

I forget this was a thing

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I've spent the better part of the weekend exercising or hanging out with married couples. It's either time for a boyfriend, or a joint.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I wonder if donald trump watches footage of himself and thinks, "I look great."

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

@chelseahandler I fucking love you

[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

can you tell me where I can find platform 9 and 3 quarters https://t.co/3Xg5tXz4Ys

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She's pure crazy. https://t.co/73aFF0i0wV

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[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

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[Kris.Miss @Kristinparkerrr]

Anyone want a wiz and snoop ticket text me