The poor history teacher who is going to have teach kids about Trump. They’ll have to find a way to delicately explain that no, racism didn’t end in the 60s, the Cold War didn’t end in the 90s, and hush money to a porn star played a vital role in all of this.
Tell me I don't need any more sneakers, and that I should probably use my money to vary up my shoe collection.
But, if you have any @Allbirds coupon codes, I will gladly take them 😂
Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.
Writing a @bustle article on how much women spent on a holiday gift for someone in their life — friend, boss, babysitter, etc. If you're interested in contributing, msg/email me. You're welcome to remain anonymous!
Today, I’m proud to endorse even more Democratic candidates who aren’t just running against something, but for something—to expand opportunity for all of us and to restore dignity, honor, and compassion to public service. They deserve your vote:
ME: Joe, about halfway through the speech, I’m gonna wish you a happy birth--
BIDEN: IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!
ME: Joe.
Happy birthday to @JoeBiden, my brother and the best vice president anybody could have.