Kristiona Ali ✨

[Kristiona Ali ✨ @KristionaAli]

I deserve to be spoiled boy. I been exhausting myself for people for too long & not asking or looking for anything in return with no complaints BUT A SISTER IS TIRED OF STRETCHING HERSELF OUT THIN. Need to surround myself with people who’ll pour as much into me as I do for them.

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

I went without hair, waxing, nails, dentist, doctor, coffee, hanging out, taking a vacation or buying an outfit all 2025 and you know how much money I saved? NONE.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"Don't think too much about it"
Me all night:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Why are we not taking advantage of free will and having breakfast with friends before work like they do on TV shows?

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"How do you know all the work gossip? You don't talk to anyone"
Me all day:

[DODGER BLUE🦋🥶 @JulyShit]

Just so confused as to how Porsha got branded a liar when EVERYTHING she said to Kandi at this lunch was 100% ACCURATE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#RHOA

[Busby 🏁 @MrBusby4o8]

The reaction from the audience is quite telling

[kat @yslnadi]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where

[Klo Yo @dedebaake]

Nothing has been funny

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

that awkward moment when that one weirdly specific moment u saw in a dream weeks ago is playing out right in front of you

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents landline number

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

The distance between your house and your job really affects your quality of life.

[𝔩𝔬𝔩𝔦 🦋 @ladybirdiaries]

breaking off an engagement and soft launching your new relationship with your co-star in paris is so 2000s celebs coded

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I saw a TikTok of a guy saying “for as much as we use our phones, it’s weird that they aren’t in any of our dreams” and I can’t stop thinking about that.

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

If I pay for a hotel room at 3 PM, it should be mine until 3 PM the next day. Not 11 AM, not “whenever checkout is.” I’m paying for a full day, not a shortened stay that quietly benefits the hotel more than the guest.

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[K4ylee🖤🎀 @Fw_k4ylee]

Weed smokers have to defend their entire existence while alcoholics get invited to brunch.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

“i dont need to drink or smoke to have fun” okay congrats btch you can drive then

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[The Original Lisa Vandercunt @robinwannabefly]

I saw someone’s story time yesterday talking about “things moved fast between us for 6 months and I ended up pregnant even though we weren’t planning for a baby.” I kept scrolling. My tolerance for listening to women act like pregnancy just falls out of a coconut tree is on 0.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Me realizing giving 110% gets you the same paycheck as Susan who "forgets" to do her job: