Kristoffer

Caretaker first, Retired Top Internet Marketing Consultant 23Years, MBA, CFA Hired 550+ staff, Exited a site to Home Depot. Dog lover & Freemason (FC). Divorced

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

A salute my my uncle I never met. Second non white and first indo Canadian flight officer for the RCAF. He tragically died in 1954 on a training exercise. Last seconds he turned his plane onto the pilot side saving 2 fellow officers. #RemembranceDay2026

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Canadian patriot, businessman and all around great guy, Brett Wilson is matching donations. Make your donation go twice as far. Thank you @WBrettWilson

[** W. Brett Wilson ** @WBrettWilson]

Oops. Just discovered an error in the donation e-transfer for the local Canadian Legion.

Please consider using [email protected] knowing I hope to match a lot of donations.

Push me please!!

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

BREAKING! Jensen unzips. You buy dips. Everytime NVDA drops 5%, a finance bro appears to explain valuation.
Meanwhile the real strategy remains: Is he cheating

One of these has actually made people rich.

#NVDA #NVIDIA #JensenHuang #AIStocks #StockMarket #Investing #TradingHumor

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

They finally got Dave Chappelle to wear a dress. Guess every man has a price. The conspiracy crowd spent 20 years saying this was the test. Awkward. #DaveChappelle #Comedy #Hollywood

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

They finally got Dave Chappelle to wear a dress.

Guess he does have a price.

For years people swore he'd never do it. Turns out the real conspiracy was thinking comedians don't like money.

#DaveChappelle #Comedy #StandUp #Hollywood

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

@farman4x 65, the next number is double then minus one. 5th number would be 129.

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

@WolfDogActual @YouTube Douche probably enjoyed Thursday night tea boy missions in Afghanistan. Likely kept some skim from the pallets of cash. Biggest veteran sellout of all time. I've done more for American vets than he ever has. Even co wrote a paper read by SecDef Austin. #Veteran #MentalHealth

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

@VanCityVice NGL, I love fireworks. In the 1980s it was perfectly acceptable to shoot bottle rockets at each other. Cops gave us a week of grace during halloween. If we were unsafe it was a lifetime ban.

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Steak purists are already losing their minds in the replies.

If you’re still just pan-frying without boiling kettle water mid-sear, you're literally vaporizing 25% of your steak into thin air.

Enjoy your dry meat.

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#Steak #SteakPolice #YVRSteak

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Gordon Ramsay would probably throw me out of the kitchen for this.
Boiling a steak mid-sear sounds like sacrilege until you look at the thermodynamics: superheated steam prevents evaporative weight loss without boiling out the crust. 25% more yield.
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#Steak

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

If you drive from Vancouver to Seattle right now, you travel back in time an hour! That means if bedtime is 8:00, you just cross the border and boom, it's 7:00 again. Infinite video game cheat code unlocked.
#TimeTravel #Gamer #Vancouver #Seattle #CheatCode #Funny

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Why spend millions on microwave towers when 49°N gives you a negative 3,600,000 ms spread? Peak latency arbitrage: execute in Vancouver, head south, fill in Seattle 60 minutes before order placement. Pure chronological alpha.

#Quant #Arbitrage #HFT #Trading #Finance #FinTech

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

@WBrettWilson @Dave_Eby @JustinTrudeau @WabKinew @JoeBiden @PierrePoilievre @MarkJCarney @realDonaldTrump @dckurek It has to. Suicidal Empathy is literally killing us. it is like lemmings running off of a cliff. Real possibility of a civil uprising if not. Let's include veteran issues as well. #conservativecanada #liberalsout #cafveterans #caf #poppies

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Canada this weekend: same country, same clock… completely different reality. Many missed flights 😂

Daylight Saving Time ends and suddenly every group chat needs a geography degree.

Save this before Nov. 1. I

#DaylightSavingTime #DST #Canada #TimeZones #Vancouver #Toronto

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Did the homeowners shoot him? Maybe his partner did not want to split it. Thoughts? #bridalpath #torontohomeinvasion #hatecrimes #DaijohnRichards #DavidMorton #Macgroup #standyourgroundcanada

[Tablesalt 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @Tablesalt13]

‼️This is Insane -- Last week, Toronto police let a wanted gunman walk free from hospital after speaking to him MULTIPLE TIMES.

In the early hours of October 29, three masked men armed with guns and a hammer stormed a Bridle Path home, shooting three family members and bludgeoning others with a hammer. One of the attackers, 23-year-old Daijohn Richards, was accidentally shot in the shoulder by his own crew.

He later walked into St. Joseph’s Health Centre for treatment.

Hospital staff alerted police under mandatory gunshot reporting rules. Officers arrived, spoke with Richards repeatedly, and still released him. Police later claimed they lacked “reasonable grounds” and wouldn’t act on mere suspicion. WTF???

By the time investigators connected him to the invasion Friday night, he was already long gone.

Richards is now wanted on charges including multiple counts of shooting with intent to wound, armed robbery, and aggravated assault.

He remains at large, considered armed and dangerous, while the family recovers from life-altering injuries.

Police had a BLEEDING suspect from a violent home invasion in their hands and simply let him leave.

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

What I was hoping would happen if I took viagra. Not that I need to. Have to be that guy and stress I do not need one. But if I did, I would hope I grow in proportion. Does the condom grow like the pants? or rip like my shirt? #Vancouver #incredibilehulk #PointGreyRoad #bcpoli

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

@VanCityVice There is a large blind spot at the front of all big trucks. In the mirror a grown human is about 1 inch max. Driver cannot see her as she is too close. People need to be aware of their surroundings.

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Kris Smash! Hilarious how liberal childhood friends are offended I wear a Captain America costume. Yet they have an American made phone and app to tell me off on.

[Kristoffer @KristofferDavid]

Ai can now replace your ex with someone new....BAHAHAHA