Kristoffer Olsen

Still playing guitar and video games.
Elmo threats make pussies wet.
I cause flood warnings in far away places. Part of the media now.

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

If you're a TERF then unfollow me and fuck off, asshole 🖕🤡🖕

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@IvankaTrump You fucking suck

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@Saudi2034 Fuck you and your sportwashing.
Haven't you got journalists to dismember with a bonesaw?

[𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 @antifaoperative]

Michigan police officer, Alexander Stachura, has been arrested for possessing images of children being sexually abused.

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@joerogan It's because you're a self admitted fucking moron, Joe.
Just a periodic reminder.
Go milk yourself, asshole.

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@lindyli @kevincorke @foxandfriends @willcain 🖕🤡🖕

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@WUTangKids "Lotsa people say, the dumbest of all people, but I love the uneducated, that I look like you, Elvis. Can I grab your ass? It'd be like grabbing my own I think. Covfefe"

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@JesseBWatters @mariolopezviva You and him are mentally deficient.
Why don't you go sew your mouth to his ass and he can do the same to you.
Then you can insert a water/food tube into one of your nostrils and enjoy life.
Kinda, but not exactly, Human Centipede life should be an upgrade for all around you 🖕🖕

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@realDonaldTrump You are without a doubt the most demented diaper bag wearing little child that ever managed to convince the idiots that the wolves have suddenly started eating shit.
Meanwhile you get confused if there's more than one set of cutlery in front of you and to escape you shit yourself

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk Have you fucked yourself into getting all the STD's RFK JR have in his decrepit body yet?
If yes, will you call it Eloneddy X Æ Ø Å b-12?
And how come you think you're redpillED when you need a little blue pill to get your mangled tiny dick to sieg Heil?

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk Have you tried having sex with syphilis yet just so you can name your own strain SyphiliX?

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk Nothing you say is anywhere close to the truth you bloated, no good, unfunny, dumb Apartheid bitch.
Isn't it ironic that you need little blue pills to get your mangled tiny thing hard enough to splooge in a cup to have kids?

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk How can the rest of the world talk @mayemusk into having a way overdue abortion?

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk Sure, Adolf. It's almost like you're speedrunning having to stay out of countries to avoid getting locked up in the same way I'm speedrunning your braindead feed.
Why don't you just go wank off that mangled, tiny thing between your fat thighs?

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@Donsmith524 You're just about the dumbest piece of shit I came across today. Then I remembered @elonmusk is still on this planet.

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@PaulleyTicks Fuck nugget on a butt rocket.
Because Coke head on a Moped is too obvious

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@mayemusk You're just about the dumbest Nazi bitch I ever came across. You should have fallen down the stairs on a pit of coat hangers when you were expecting Elmo.

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk I'm the acid to all you braindead idiots base shit.
Elmo's a little fat unmanly Wolverpeen bitch that had to get a note from @mayemusk so Fuckerberg wouldn't fuck him up.
And the Zuck is tiny.
Pull Elmo's dick out of your mouths, MAGA fucktards!
Wake the fuck up!

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk The way your body and mind is built were the gods cruellest joke.
It made it instantly obvious to good people that you're a fucking despicable piece of shit that should never be allowed to sit at the table with anyone.
I hope you realize that sane people don't accept you, bitch.

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk Have you ever considered how much of a fucking fraud you are?
You steal the credit from all the people doing hard work and you underpay them.
Why don't you take your mangled dick, rip it off and shove it up your grossly fat unmanly ass?
Go huff the fumes from the diaper, asshole

[Kristoffer Olsen @Kristofferv2004]

@elonmusk Why do you sound dumber by the hour?
Is it a mix of the ketamine fucking you up and the fumes from demented dookie bag boy Dumbald fucking you up to a degree never seen before?
Anyways, go fuck yourself you fucking man child 🖕🤡🖕