sea hag shanty

sea hag irl

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

I can be an astronaut

[Grace Petrie @gracepetrie]

*looks to camera*

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

I spoke with Mitch McConnell just shy of 20 minutes this morning. He asked me to take him bouldering at my favorite spot this weekend. Can't wait!

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

the house committee absolutely dog walked pam bondi. yikes

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

This all-male panel is deciding whether South Carolina women can be charged with murder for their pregnancies — and whether birth control and pro-choice websites stay legal.

This a real thing happening today. Don't look away.

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

if you don't know the difference between communism and socialism then stfu about politics

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

@Bungie yall the threadlings in pvp are out of fucking control

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

If you or someone in your family have a student visa you need to make your social media profiles private and start scrubbing your pro-Palestine posts ASAP https://t.co/nxC892Rlmj

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

If you call the Gulf of Mexico the Gulf of America, you're a fucking loser

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

Where's Luigi? https://t.co/AesMoBfzog

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

Please consider contributing to my friend's GoFundMe for her gender-affirming surgery! She's a wonderful human whom I've had the privilege to call a friend for almost a decade https://t.co/zsjFsYCAjL

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

The holiday season is the perfect time of year to unsubscribe from all of the mailing lists you forgot you were on

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

Can we all agree that collision is the worst game mode in comp and can @Bungie get rid of it already jfc

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

@Homo_SLAYpien Depends on your interests but I’m going through my twitter and TikTok to see who’s on bsky. Some examples are Ologies, NPS, Mountain Goats, the Onion, Electronic Frontier Foundation, Jessica Valenti, Black Girl Nerds, Leeja Miller, Franchesca Ramsey, Ilhan Omar.

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

@Geiger_Capital Yeah I won’t be doing that

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

Now that everyone is finally moving to bluesky you can find me there https://t.co/J9EDrPhWpz

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

Turns our First Lady Musk isn’t a free speech absolutist after all

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

@jules_su https://t.co/xy3zqndQAq

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

@OhNoSheTwitnt I called my cousin an idiot so I’m on the path to that lol

[ethel cain's fly @ethelfiles]

ethel cain on the election:

"if you voted for trump, i hope that peace never finds you. instead, i hope clarity strikes you someday like a clap of lightning and you have to live the rest of your life with the knowledge and guilt of what you've done and who you are as a person."

[sea hag shanty @Kristonisms]

The cost of eggs won’t matter when the ocean boils away