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[KEDEZIHCLEM @Kristusvictor]

The Ajanaku is too mighty to be seen briefly. If you have sighted an elephant, just say it as it is.

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

I was in his house when he recharged N400k light bill.

Like I said, I make it a point of duty to stay away from wretched, poverty stricken, short-sighted, visionless, negative and religious people who are always trying to force their reality and limited mindset on everyone else.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

15 years ago, I rode motorcycle to put food on the table & keep my siblings in school.

Earlier this week, I got my invite into a prestigious Sicilian bikers' club then I walked into a store & made a tiny purchase.

This time around, I'll be chasing sunsets with Athena. 🏍 🌅

[Sunshine❤️❤️ @precy_oma]

Some African homes mehn😭😂😂
A content creator on IG said she grew up in an abu$!ve and tox!c home, it was so bad that she wanted to kpai herself.

So she went and bought sleeping pills and intentionally overdo$ed on it.

She slept for 2days, and nobody even noticed, they only came to look for her and wake her up because it was her turn to wash plates😭😭😂

[Neo Officiall @neo_officialll]

Yesterday I dropped a post about my first sale to Niger Republic, someone came under the comments to say; "why will anyone even buy a TV from another country".

That has also been a regular question that people either openly or secretly ask when they see updates from my deliveries to every corner of the federation and even to other African countries.

Infact I have delivered 5 laptops to the same UK that importers go to buy gadgets to come and sell in Nigeria.

https://t.co/fmnSXkGKbr has delivered packages to 35 out of 36 states in Nigeria and to 5 African countries so far with potential to do more.

When I talk about certain things that are normal for my family or normal for me with women, people are also in my comments calling me a liar. I am very daring so I naturally like to take on new challenges which exposes me to more experiences and that means I would naturally have lots of stories to tell.

I am saying all this to make it very clear that just because some people cannot fathom certain realities doesn't mean there aren't people living it.

Wizkid used the line "Lagos today and London tomorrow" in his Jaiye Jaiye song. For 95% of the Nigerian population, its just a line in a song but there are people who actually live that reality.

There is a reason why I actively make it a point of duty to stay away from poverty stricken, wretched, visionless, small-minded, negative and overly religious people and that is because of this same limited mindset where they put a cap on their possibilities and eventually yours just because they are too limited by poverty to relate to your dreams and even lived experiences and realities.

People will also doubt that I have billionaire friends. If not that I posted screenshots of my chats with the Founder and CEO of Flutterwave(who DMed me first by the way), people would have doubted that too.

There are people who come here to cook up stories for impressions and clout but there are people who are actually tweeting their realities here.

Its easy for people to relate with the poverty skits, contents and tweet because of course we are the poverty capital of the world but then they find it difficult to understand that not all of us can relate to their realities.

Someone has schooled in different countries and location, has almost 1m followers on twitter, lives in a high income neighborhood, goes to events frequently and with his influence here has access to lots of high networth individuals and you are surprised he has a lot of wealthy friends?.

Because you do not have a lot of friends and experiences doesn't mean everyone is living your reality. Why is another person's friends, connections and reality paining you?.

Your impossibility can be another person's bare minimum.

[KEDEZIHCLEM @Kristusvictor]

This one will ruin your life if you take the advice.

[🎀 @mamiikeeyy]

this is gonna sound so messed up but most of yall be struggling cause you tryna do sht the legit way 😂😂 get that car/apt with a CPN, lie on your resume, buy a fake diploma, give the leasing office fake check stubs, tell the fs ppl you homeless, add a few extra items at self checkout, steal your furniture from rent a center, fck that old man for your rent money. it's not that hard shid gotta finesse the system 😭😭😭

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

The cleaner in my office opened a mini supermarket last week...

Out of curiosity, a few of us went there after work.

The place was fully stocked, with POS machines, CCTV cameras, and three attendants.

I asked him, "Oga Nat, where did you see this kind of money?"

He smiled and said, "Years ago, I bought a few plots of land. I just sold some of them. Each plot went for ₦15 million."

On Monday, he resumed work like nothing had happened.

Now, even my HOD calls him "Sir."🙄

[Priestly @PriestlyKing111]

God has blessed this man called Eric Gugua with influence! 🥹

I admire this grace so much 😩❤️

God bless and strengthen Uncle Elic 😂

[KEDEZIHCLEM @Kristusvictor]

See just try to do the good you can do in life. The one who shows kindness will never run out of it.

[DØÇTÖR CRUÏS£ @ThatCruiseMedic]

I honestly never wanted to do this because I have always been a fan of Oraimo products but it seems @oraimomate & @CarlcareGlobal are hell bent on frustrating me.

I bought this particular power bank directly from Oraimo this year on May 13, discovered it was faulty at delivery, called Oraimo Customer care service who told me to take it to @CarlcareNigeria

I went to carlcare, they confirmed it was a faulty product, requested for a replacement but Oraimo's response was that this particular product was out of stock, forcing carlcare to push for a refund which will take 3-4weeks.

I even called Oraimo Customer care to see if they can swap for another product but the rude customer care told me Oraimo has no business with post sales, for a product that has 1 year warranty.

The next 5 days will make it exactly 2 months I made a purchase from Oraimo and over 1 month that carlcare told me they will push for a refund, I am yet to get any value for the 65,000 naira power bank purchase I made from Oraimo.

At this point I don't even know who to hold responsible again, as both parties are seeming not to take responsibility.

Pls if you have been in this situation before, I will need your input on how you went around it, cos I am tired already.

[aria @imjustbrando]

@SolidBam Once them 6 niggas get their hands on what they’ve been trying to acquire he’s doomed

[Allek🦍 @RealAllek]

A woman ended a 7-year relationship because she believed her boyfriend was "moving too slowly" in life.

Six months later, she married another man.

Everyone told the ex-boyfriend to fight for her.

He refused.

He attended the wedding, shook the groom's hand, wished them well, and quietly disappeared from everyone's life.

People thought he had given up.

[Lorla 🌸 @Lholar000]

wanted to enter keke and this lady already seated came down and said I should go in, told her no and she said “how many be your body sef”

entered and told the keke guy to go, I will pay for both seats and even pay 500 instead of 400

and he sped away leaving her behind, I looked out and wagged my tongue at her(sweet me die😭)

silly girl

[Febechi, The PinkPrint🌸🩷✨️ @Febsbaby_]

Can't remember the exact price, but I got all these for less than 4k.

I really wish I could recreate this memory mehn... I still remember the taste of the stew🥹

[KEDEZIHCLEM @Kristusvictor]

Be careful who you offend sha. Some people do not leave things to God or karma.

[gabrielle @legitimatetiger]

tell a large body of water who hurt you. the water spirits will take care of it

[AYO💡💡 @sepril23NG]

This woman and her family actually chose to threaten me, send death threats and sent their rogue police officers after me for calling her out lol.

If you are going to help those extorting and kidnapping people to collect money, you should be proud of it and do it with your chest.
No curse wey the woman no curse me 😂😂😂

The policeman that want to help them track me end up sending the number to me for tracking 😂😂😂

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

My toddler has been saying "oh dear" constantly in a British accent. We're American. We don't watch British shows. No idea where this came from. It's been three weeks. "Oh dear" when she drops something. "Oh dear" when the dog barks. Very concerned "oh dear" when my husband burned toast. Asked her teacher if they're watching Peppa Pig at daycare. Teacher said no, but she's noticed it too. It's spreading. Four other kids are now saying "oh dear" in British accents. The teacher is baffled. Parents are comparing notes. Someone suggested mass hysteria. Then we found out the elderly crossing guard has been saying "oh dear, careful now" to the kids every morning. She's from Wisconsin. She just has an affect. Fifteen toddlers have developed fake British accents from a crossing guard who isn't British.

[Golden💕 @juxcallmegolden]

A family friend called my mum this evening and said " shey your daughter has graduated, can we borrow her license" 😭😭

Borrow ????😭😭
I don't know why that word keeps ringing in my ear.

I know it's because of the 2k and 5k I used to collect that time🤔, but I said thank you naw.

Is thank you not enough??

[Temitope 💍 ❤️ @one_kinda_girl]

I don’t get. So because you introduced us means what? It’s simply courtesy that you ask before you take anything. There’s a chance that those things already have important plans made for them.

That behavior doesn’t make any sense, and the lady didn’t say much.

And why does he keep mentioning the fact that he linked them up, like that should automatically earn him the right to pick things up in their house.

[KEDEZIHCLEM @Kristusvictor]

@UIUX_imagesby64 @5starbarber_1 @Freddnova Buy am Authe

[unscripted ✰ @UnscriptedPnL]

be grateful man , ii know nobody cares but im living on medications daily.. nothing less than 6 different drugs daily alongside my asthma.