Kristy Morrison

No longer using Txitter. Find me on Threads @Kristy
Senior Manager, Digital Intelligence & Optimization @F5 Web Experience.
Former @PwC, @RealNetworks.

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

Only coming back from threads to repost this from Dr Jen. Elon is a trash dangerous human.

Okay back to threads I go.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Well, actually, weight gain on the pill is the same as with a copper IUD. And studies about the risk of depression are conflicting, but there is this thing called absolute risk and that is what matters. And if pregnancy were a medication it would have a black box warning.

[Jennifer Gunter @DrJenGunter]

Well, actually, weight gain on the pill is the same as with a copper IUD. And studies about the risk of depression are conflicting, but there is this thing called absolute risk and that is what matters. And if pregnancy were a medication it would have a black box warning.

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

I’ve completely moved over to Threads from here. If you’re there I’d love to keep in touch. You can find me at https://t.co/AoJpUNSgkb

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@ckopf1 I miss running there. When I lived in Belltown it was “home” route. So beautiful!!

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

Well that’s huge.

[WIRED @WIRED]

Microsoft emerges as the winner in OpenAI chaos. Hiring Sam Altman and Greg Brockman to head a new advanced AI team means that Microsoft has managed to acquire one of the most successful management teams in AI without having to buy the company.

🔗 https://t.co/fjDsMZtYaO

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

We remain committed to our partnership with OpenAI and have confidence in our product roadmap, our ability to continue to innovate with everything we announced at Microsoft Ignite, and in continuing to support our customers and partners. We look forward to getting to know Emmett Shear and OAI's new leadership team and working with them. And we’re extremely excited to share the news that Sam Altman and Greg Brockman, together with colleagues, will be joining Microsoft to lead a new advanced AI research team. We look forward to moving quickly to provide them with the resources needed for their success.

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

Hanging out in the #sparktogether sessions today and am getting so much energy from the speakers and chats ❤️@sparktoro

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

F5 is pleased to announce that BIG-IP and Distributed Cloud WAF have earned all three @trustradius Best Of awards: Best Feature Set, Best Value for the Price, and Best Relationship. For more info, visit: https://t.co/sIK3TFcZIl

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

I’m helping @F5 change the app and API security game. Want to learn more? Join us in San Jose, CA this February for #AppWorld2024. Register now. https://t.co/yPE6SD3C7I

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@bryanfcasey I was genuinely excited for him the whole way knowing how good it was gonna be.

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

My fellow F5ers are pulling out all the stops at AppWorld 2024! You won’t want to miss the hands-on demos of our new products, presentations by F5 execs, and opportunities to connect with your industry peers. https://t.co/fcj22D5dOx

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@BorisHonnicker @gtconway3d “To be fair”???? As if a grown adult decorating their body how they choose isn’t “fair” in the first place?

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@bryanfcasey Sounds like the blind squirrel is having a moment 🤣

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@michaelmiraflor He is not a serious person.

[Elise Oras @eliseoras]

@kristy Add to it Federal Childcare Funding ended yesterday... and 3mm kids are likely to lose their childcare, and many parents (read: moms) will have to drop from workforce.

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@JessZafarris The ways in which we don't understand one another continue to amaze me. I'm totally a 1 and can't even imagine what a 5 must be like...

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

The world is getting so much more expensive. Wages are not keeping up, in fact they're falling. Right as student loan payment re-start. This has the potential to be disastrous for so many.

[TrustRadius @trustradius]

🤯 @F5's Kevin Lau is a Fearless Top 50, Base's Top 25 CMA Influencer, and a #CustomerMarketingAndAdvocacy course creator—and he wants to share his insights and experience to help you grow a #CMA dream team! 👏

Save your seat:️ https://t.co/wFJrWEAWVi

#Leadership #CustomerX

[Kristy Morrison @kristy]

@JonAcuff Terribly uncool. Bullied even. Not an awesome time and so glad that’s behind me.