Kristy Staky

Wig Maker. Producer. Makeup Artist. Human Servant to Olivepup. Ladyboss of Top Knot.

[Kristy Staky @KristyStaky]

The amount of fury I feel for @Cubs ownership right now is indescribable. #wherestheloyalty #goodbyewholedamnteam

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@morningmarsden @Russ_Dorsey1 Hoyer better talk before this game.

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I may have a lot of issues with S3 of Star Trek Disco... but the episode (11) where they let @actordougjones act without his prosthetics is AMAZING.

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Hey @hulu , I pay for the HBO Max add on ... why can't I watch the West Wing Special?

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@WatchMarquee @Cubs Olive and I watch all the games from here in LA

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@hulu_support This is in reference to the subtitles embedded in the show, not the captions. @PadmaLakshmi hosts a number of guests on the show speaking different languages, and their captions directly on the broadcast are impossible to read half the time.

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@hulu the subtitles on #TasteTheNation should be recolored. Specifically for episode 8. You cannot read over 50% of the subtitles against the background.

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@Twatterer20 @AurelianofRome @EnlightenTheP @OmnesResNetwork @jessesingal Paul shops at Costco....

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@PadmaLakshmi why are there only 10 #TasteTheNation episodes?! And why are they only 30 minutes long?! @hulu I WANT MORE! ... seriously the best new food show out there

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I had said that I was only okay with the @Cubs firing Maddon if they hired @grandparossy_3 . I guess I'm okay with it!! #GoCubsGo

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Boy do I love playoff baseball. But boy do I hate the TBS announcers, and their laggy streaming app. #mlbplayoffs

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My snacks are still good snacks. ... even if they're not normal people snacks

[Lord Trent Trail @trenttrail]

That feeling when you show up with snacks, and discover your friends are on a special diet, and you DON’T HAVE TO SHARE ANY OF YOUR SNAKCKS!!

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Every time I watch @TheOrville I just imagine @NathanFillion as Captain Mercer and get upset at the casting director.

[Kristy Staky @KristyStaky]

Least favorite part of being a #makeupartist: having to look up reference photos for injuries and proceeding to cringe through my fingers at all the gory grossness to find the actual everyday traumas #bloodwimp

[Kristy Staky @KristyStaky]

Dear platform-content writers/showrunners/exec's etc: please stop writing your shows for channel surfers. If I'm watching S2E08 of your series, it's because I've already watched a whole season +7 eps. Write as if your viewers know your characters like you do.

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Thoughts: Drinking #Malort is like drinking @parianspirit #brushcleaner. Straight. After lighting it on fire. #badchicagoan

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Playing #eldritchhorror with one ear bud in listening to the @Cubs NLCS game.

... because I multi-classed in nerd

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Way to go Cubbies!! #GoCubsGo Way to go @javy23baez #baezisbae

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Congrats on the #emmy @tatianamaslany ! You absolutely deserve it! #wcSunday

[Kristy Staky @KristyStaky]

Wears floral print @startrekTNG shirt. Pairs with jean vest.
Blasts #hungryeyes while driving.

... I am super cool.