Kristyn Bat Lopez

art teacher, researcher, tattooer, mama, dave grohl superfan

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

In a world full of Maher’s be an Oliver

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@radseed Oh haha I didn’t think you meant ‘here’ as in South FL. There was this cute place on SR-84 called Texas Rose I went to with my mom and grandpa a couple times. I don’t figure its still there.

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Oh just sitting here heartbroken because the Rewe delivery guy said „hasta luego“ to me maybe on the off chance that my Spanish is any better than my German 😬😭 I feel like #peggyhill

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#spoileralert My mom wants me to write a review of the #Barbie movie but I’m tired so I’ll just share this abstract of a chapter from The Oxford Handbook of Feminist Multicultural Counseling Psychology.

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@mlewandowsky 🫤🙄

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I spent my first two months in Germany living in Airbnbs while looking for an apartment. Not only does it illustrate the problem but one of the hosts was so insane, controlling and rude that it kind of set the tone for a whole year of being afraid of people here.

[stone cold steve exhausted @blvckcement]

airbnb enabled the worst ppl alive to live out their shitty landlord fantasies and helped cripple the housing market in the process. there will be no tears shed for them here. may their collapse be quick but painful.

[Looney Tunes @LooneyTunes]

Happy Pride, get your drag on 🌈

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When people in Germany hear that I’m from Florida, everyone’s reaction is like, wow!☀️🌴🐬💖! Why did you come HERE…?! This is the school district where I grew up and where I taught. Why are we still letting this happen to children?

[Ban Assault Weapons NOW! 🟧 @bawnfl]

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Germany is beautiful. The food is great. I love that I’m getting a phd. But even if all that wasn’t true, despite how hard the past year has been and how isolated I may feel, this is why I’ll stick it out no matter what.

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Nothing says Christian values quite like boycotting Christ-like behavior.

[Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello]

R.I.P Chick-Fil-A

You will be missed.

https://t.co/wl2WF43NIJ

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@radseed I wrote a pretty bleak little story last year for my German final at UF, about my fears about moving, involving a raccoon family, and it’s become very symbolic & true. I like the idea of being able to write my own happy ending. Maybe the watermelon lady will be a raccoon!

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@radseed Have you ever tried freezing it? Basically turns into watermelon granita 🍹🍉

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I don’t think it’s up on his online shop yet but you can check out the zine at https://t.co/esJeObFi0x

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Yesterday was a good day even though I’ve fallen victim to another kid virus. It’s warm enough for lemonbeer and I finally found pickles that don’t taste like lemonbeer. And I received this cool zine in the mail featuring a love letter I wrote to Dave Grohl.

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„The horrors of the past lose their edge, and in the doing they blind us to a world careening toward a darkness beyond the bitterest speculation.“

(The Passenger, Cormac McCarthy)

#lightread #weekenddystopia #brunchinhell

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In the United States, 1.8% of kids identity as trans. In 2021, firearms accounted for 19% of childhood deaths. On @mlewandowsky‘s Twitter feed, however, I have found that a staggering 105% of Germans love to tell everyone else how they’re totally doing it wrong. 🤓#science