Kristyn Resseguie

[badger @badger69420]

Me: “2026 is gonna be my year”

Also me in 2026:

[•𝕾𝖍𝖑𝖚𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖉• @Shlumpeddd69]

@McDonalds I’ve been sitting on the mcnugget caviar countdown for 3 days and then when the timer hit zero i was hit with this. i’m gonna cry #mcnuggestcaviar

[Dan Krueger @DanKrueger13]

Goddamit I knew @McDonalds site would go down for the McNugget Caviar kit. @jdharm

[crazyparkguy @crazyparkguy]

@McDonalds McNugget Caviar giveaway site broken at 11am when their countdown reached 00:00:00

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

I laughed way too hard at this...

[FINMAN @erikfinman]

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funnier than any parody 🤣🤣

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

"So where the f*ck are we right now?!" 😭

Love a good gotcha moment.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

White liberals and black people are asked whether voter ID laws are racist.

This is one of the greatest videos ever.

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Great Trump Derangement Syndrome ad from @NicoleShanahan:

[Tayler Hansen @TaylerUSA]

BREAKING: The Trump rally attendee who was murdered yesterday by Matthew Crooks has been identified as Corey Comperatore.

A family member has released a statement on their Facebook page about the situation.

Prayers up for Corey and his family.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

REPORT: Donald Trump says a last millisecond head tilt likely saved his life as slowed-down footage shows the bullet grazing his ear.

If Trump hadn't moved his head, the bullet would likely have hit the rear of his head, ending his life.

Trump says he turned his head to look at the illegal immigration statistics that were on the big screen at his rally.

"That chart that I was going over saved my life," Trump reportedly said to former White House doctor Ronny Jackson.

"The border patrol saved my life."

"If I hadn’t pointed at that chart and turned my head to look at it, that bullet would have hit me right in the head."

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

The Democrats assassinated Abe Lincoln

The Democrats assassinated JFK

The Democrats assassinated MLK

The Democrats assassinated Malcolm X

The Democrats attempted to assassinate
Theodore Roosevelt

The Democrats attempted to assassinate Ronald Reagan

The Democrats attempted to assassinate President Trump

The Democratic Party is a dangerous and deadly criminal organization

[Pauly Rubino 🍕 Super-Shadow Banned! 🇵🇸 @PaulyRubino]

@w_terrence Democrats have been the problem from the beginning.

[faith @faiththegemini]

mr krabs when he heard them billionaire’s was on their way🥴

[ً. @FWGRANDEE]

@PopBase me diving 12,000 feet underwater for that billionaire’s wallet

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[SpazRadium @SpazRadium]

@Liz_Wheeler

[Liz Wheeler @Liz_Wheeler]

Wowwww Russian media BRUTALLY mock the U.S. for trading Brittany Griner for Viktor Bout. And really, are they wrong?

[c @ceetweet27]

Sarah says "like" every other word @bachnation @BachelorABC #BachelorNation #bachelor it's awful and I cannot listen to her #bachelorabc